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Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
wyff4 ^
| 3/18/11
| Carla Field,
Posted on 03/18/2011 9:03:47 AM PDT by Nachum
SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- A deputy said the strip search of a "belligerent" man after a traffic stop turned up crack cocaine in a plastic bag tucked between the man’s buttocks.
The Spartanburg County deputy using speed radar on U.S. Highway 176 said that at about 3 a.m. Tuesday, a vehicle passed him going 51 mph in a 35 mph zone, according to a police report.
The officer said that he pulled over the 2006 black Nissan Altima in the vicinity of Springfield Road.
The driver was identified as 23-year-old Marvel Foster. He was the only person in the car, the deputy said.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: deputy; finds; search; strip
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The guys in the newsroom couldn't wait to see if this got past their editors... -You can't make this stuff up....
Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:03:51 AM PDT
by
Nachum
To: Nachum
How redundant....
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:05:47 AM PDT
by
LaineyDee
(Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
To: Nachum
That’s kind of an oxy moron like jumbo shrimp. LOL
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:06:04 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Nachum
Crack in his crack, butt it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
To: Nachum
New twist on plumbers butt. Was there a tramp tat also????
To: Nachum
Better crack in your crack than grass up your whoops!
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:06:43 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
Did they find a pipe in his shorts?.............
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:06 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
To: Nachum
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:13 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America....)
To: Nachum
Strip Search Finds Crack Between ButtocksIn a related story, Strip Search Finds Water is Wet.
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:33 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Nachum
Perhaps the best headline ever.
To: Nachum
Sometimes jokes write themselves.
To: Nachum
Oh c'mon! It's been a long week! LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)
Best headline ever! :)
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:13:00 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
To: Nachum
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT
by
OwenKellogg
(Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
To: Nachum
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT
by
OwenKellogg
(Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
To: Nachum
This reporter’s got a future with the New York Post.
To: Nachum
Reminds me of the old National Enquirer story about the kid who chewed off part of his leg to survive after being trapped in a junkyard: “Little Jimmy may grow many more inches,” said Officer Hamilton, “but he’ll never grow another foot.”
To: Nachum
Yup, you’re gonna have that.
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:19:37 AM PDT
by
loungitude
( The truth hurts.)
To: proud American in Canada
LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)Me neither, I'm going to have to call in my crack troops...
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:22:53 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 786 of our national holiday from reality. - It's never 3 AM at the White Hut)
To: Nachum
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posted on
03/18/2011 9:35:31 AM PDT
by
ex-snook
("Above all things, truth beareth away the victory")
To: Nachum
Finds crack between buttocks.......DUH?
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