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Plastic Surgeon uses Liposuction Fat to Fuel Car - YUCK!!!
nowpublic.com ^ | 3/2011

Posted on 03/30/2011 9:13:33 PM PDT by doug from upland

Are we going a bit far with using Lipo-Diesel? In a Traffic Jam?

A top Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon says he used fat he removed from patients in liposuction operations to power his 'green' 4x4 car.

U.S. authorities have launched an inquiry into claims made by Dr Alan Bittner that the fat he had sucked out of patients in liposuction operations was turned into biodiesel.

Bittner wrote on his website: 'The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel -- and I have more fat than I can use.

'Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part in saving the Earth.'


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biodiesel; fat; liposuction; napl; savetheearth
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To: Iron Munro

I swear... That woman is built like a middle line backer.


41 posted on 03/31/2011 1:30:09 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: doug from upland

Ed Norton, is that you?


42 posted on 03/31/2011 4:07:50 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: thecabal
I can't find one of the bag tearing, so you will have to settle for this:


43 posted on 03/31/2011 4:34:45 AM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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To: doug from upland

hah! yuck, but funny. why the heck not?


44 posted on 03/31/2011 4:35:52 AM PDT by Puddleglum (dance with the horse that brung ya)
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To: doug from upland; Slings and Arrows

So the operations pay for the vehicle, and the fat powers the car. What a racket.


45 posted on 03/31/2011 4:39:04 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Ewwwwwwwww!


46 posted on 03/31/2011 4:40:51 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: doug from upland

renewable energy.........LOL


47 posted on 03/31/2011 4:42:38 AM PDT by tioga
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To: doug from upland

So when he says his car hauls ass...he means it?


48 posted on 03/31/2011 5:31:14 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: JRios1968

>So when he says his car hauls ass...he means it?<

Freeper “Choke on coffee” post of the decade!


49 posted on 03/31/2011 5:32:43 AM PDT by Darnright (There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Talk about cannibalizing stuff to get your car running.


50 posted on 03/31/2011 6:10:01 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

In other news, the EPA has introduced a new way to calculate mileage called “Miles per Michael Moore” or (MPMM).


51 posted on 03/31/2011 7:35:12 AM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: TheOldLady
Coming soon to ObamaCare as “end-of-life counseling”.
52 posted on 03/31/2011 8:30:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Clay Moore

I think that would be kMPMM. At least.


53 posted on 03/31/2011 8:33:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: doug from upland

Michael Moore can solve the energy crisis.


54 posted on 03/31/2011 8:33:07 AM PDT by dfwgator
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