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OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)
4/1/11

Posted on 04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT by Liz

The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.

Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer.

Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig.

The humiliation at being castigated for wearing a tacky gown made by wacky British designer Alexander McQueen..... ....and towering over the Chinese Bond-holder.......... clinched the decision. She demanded Obama resign.



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To: McGruff

Nor even Bob Mackie could help Moooochelle.


41 posted on 04/01/2011 9:33:19 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Liz; All
"OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)"


42 posted on 04/01/2011 9:33:39 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Cheetahcat

The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.

Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.


43 posted on 04/01/2011 9:34:49 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Liz

C’mon - they’re just doing it for the Pigford money.

Once they collect their share, it’ll be back to the argula and Kobe beef circuit.


44 posted on 04/01/2011 9:37:02 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: ridesthemiles

“The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.

Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.”

LMAO Good one!


45 posted on 04/01/2011 9:37:51 AM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: Liz

Oh, I only hope, pray, dream and wish it were true!!!!


46 posted on 04/01/2011 9:41:44 AM PDT by Chaos
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To: McGruff

The one on the right is better.


47 posted on 04/01/2011 9:42:46 AM PDT by Soothesayer (smallpox is not a person)
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To: Liz
I knew it was a joke ‘cause they ain’t no farmland left in Cook County!
Hit’s all built up.

However, in keeping with his fiscal nature, he’d probably tear down all the buildings in the Loop area to make hisself a 5 acre farm and charge hit all to the durn taxpayers.

48 posted on 04/01/2011 9:42:50 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: Howie66
Yeah, but Obiden is looking better with each passing hour.”

Biden wouldn’t be so bad. You could keep him busy with comic books, telling him “gotcher nose!” and letting him have a few colorful rabbits to look after.

49 posted on 04/01/2011 9:45:51 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: MEGoody
Biden's harmless. Give him some LEGOs and some Big Bird coloring books, and he's good for the day. Or, put Wall-E on the DVD, on repeat, and tell him it's a video game.

The nice thing about Biden is that he will wander away from the White house, and the FBI will have to find him, again. Alzheimer's, ya’ know, or perhaps he's always been that stupid.

50 posted on 04/01/2011 9:51:35 AM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Liz

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!

*sigh*....would be nice, though, if it WERE true! :)


51 posted on 04/01/2011 10:09:00 AM PDT by luvie (I'd rather be a Tea Partier than a FLEEbagger! :))
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To: Liz
She (the 1st Wookie) wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.

Unfortunately there isn't any more working farms in Crook County. All that land has been sold off and Houses now sit on them. However if it was about Fifty Years ago there was a perfect 'working farm' for them ...

The Cook County Jail's Bridewell Farm!

'The Bridewell' was roughly located at County Line Road and US Route 66.

If you were convicted of a crime that carried a sentence from Six Months to One Year you'd be sent to work on the farm. When I was a preteen some of the 'Older Guys' (18-21) in the neighborhood got sent there for getting in Bar Fights.

I can't recall exactly when it closed but when I-55 was built at that spot in the early 60's the Bridewell was gone (though some of the Guard Towers were still standing in '63-'64). The land was sold off and The Cook County Jail at 26th St and California Avenue was expanded with new wings and buildings (on land once occupied by HUGH factories).

In any case, that 'farm' would be the perfect spot for the BOTH OF THEM. A jail Farm!

52 posted on 04/01/2011 10:11:15 AM PDT by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: ridesthemiles
GREEN ACRES of Color
53 posted on 04/01/2011 10:13:10 AM PDT by N. Theknow (A gun in the hand, beats a cop on the phone.)
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To: PATRIOT1876

Roger that!


54 posted on 04/01/2011 10:16:13 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: Condor51
Architect's plan for Obamas' Chicago Farm.

Plenty of room for the chicken coops and cabbage patch.

55 posted on 04/01/2011 10:50:14 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz; AT7Saluki; writer33
Plus - everyone knows what happens when you have to take a vacation every other week.


56 posted on 04/01/2011 11:14:43 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: xzins; McGruff; P-Marlowe; RnMomof7
Funniest...skit...ever.

(I caught it in reruns, as I'm sure you all did, too.)

FWIW, I think a possible (doom-filled) scenario is that for some reason Biden steps off the ticket and Hillary is appointed VP. They'd win in a landslide and she'd be set up for 2016.

57 posted on 04/01/2011 11:37:35 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
You could turn on reruns of “The people’s Court” for Biden and occasionally ask him if he’s “an excellent driver.”
That would keep him busy until 2012
58 posted on 04/01/2011 12:41:56 PM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: PATRIOT1876; xzins

lolol.

Shiny things on Monday.

Haircut on Tuesday.

Chinese food on Wednesday.

Visit to a petting zoo on Thursday.

Clipping newspaper stories about himself on Friday.

Naps on Saturday.

Potluck on Sunday.

It’s a busy life.


59 posted on 04/01/2011 1:32:41 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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