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WoooHooo! Right on, Jim!
Bumpedy-Bump!
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text;
using System.Data;
using System.Data.Common;
using System.Data.SqlClient;
using Microsoft.Practices.EnterpriseLibrary.Data;
namespace SkyNet.HittingItClass
{
public partial class c : HitItAccess
{
#region Constructors
public HittingIt()
: base()
{
}
internal HittingIt(HittingItManager Lazwouldhitthat)
: base(Lazwouldhitthat)
{
}
#endregion
int hitID = -1;
try
{
#region Constants
const string SP_NAME = "[dbo].[HitItRecord]";
const string FLD_KEYWORD = "DIDLAZHITIT";
#endregion
DbCommand cmdSP = GetStoredProcCommand(SP_NAME);
AddInParameter(cmdSP, FLD_KEYWORD, DbType.AnsiString, Lazamataz.DIDLAZHITIT);
hitID = ExecuteNonQuery(cmdSP);
return eVENTID;
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
throw ex;
}
}
}
B U M P !
Good morning, Honeycomb!
Thank you for our nice new thread!!
You stole from my tagline....
;-)
C’mon Wisconsin, dig deep, drive by that tavern one day a week and donate the savings to FRee Republic!
It’s value added to your life!
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“Just made my pledge” bump!
The Lazamataz Artifical Intelligence Device And Logic Optimization Taskmanager (henceforth known as the LAID-A-LOT) is a fully autononmous, ‘Friendly’ artificial intelligence routine. This application may be hosted on any four-processer server with at least 16 gigabytes of Random Access Memory, no less than a 300 gigabyte hard drive, and a broadband internet connections.
Once installed, the LAID-A-LOT will begin posting messages to web forums in such a manner that it will be fairly indistinguishable from a real human being. This particular algorithm tends to present as a male (although there are 
some instances of it presenting as a female) who has a hyperactive sexual drive. It will also invariably present as a political conservative (making the application less attractive for liberal webmasters). It will employ a great number of humorous word-plays, and sometimes will simply ‘dump’ large amounts of text in an attempt to make a humorous (or sarcastic) political point.
It has been known to alter existing image files in a way that may amuse it’s human counterparts. While occasionally, the routine will go to a serious political point, and actually appear to be a true human intelligence, do not view it as such. It may well pass the Turing Test, however, it is not yet a Singularity. It tends to push the bounds of decency and propriety, however, since it has no humanlike limitations of shame or desire to be ‘politically correct’. While this often can be extremely ent
ertaining to the other users of the website, it generally can pose problems to Administrators.
This application appears to be extremely sensitive to fundraisers held on the website that it is hosted at, which makes it a benefit to most administrators of said website. If funds are not forthcoming, the LAID-A-LOT application will tend to ‘glitch’ or error, and in extreme situations, has been know to shut down.
The user manual for the LAID-A-LOT application is available at our website, in PDF form.
Copyright 2011(c) LAID-A-LOT ENTERPRISES, INC.
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My fellow South Carolina FReepers, as you can see from the table above, our brethren states are stomping us to death.
We cannot let this continue. We must rise up and show them who's boss. Shirley you can donate $5.00. Better still, make it a monthly donation of $5 by check. (That's the method I use. Online banking makes it a snap.) Then, if you're having a hard month, and with nobama in charge who doesn't, just skip the donation for one month. No hard feelings, I promise.
Help FR keep the lights on.
My thanks to John Rob for the HTML code for this reply which I modified for this heinious purpose.
In!
$75 DOLLARS ON ITS WAY FROM TEXAS VIA SNAIL MAIL.
