There must be something in the water in Tübingen. Isn't that where Hans Küng is from?
Cheers!
Posted on 05/09/2011 8:33:30 PM PDT by TheConservativeCitizen
And we thought these guys couldn’t get any crazier?
While we’re all too familiar with the loony antics of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the zealotry of the ayatollahs, things have taken an extra screwy turn for the nut jobs in Iran. I know, you didn’t think these clowns could get any crazier. Me neither.
All is not well between President Mahmoud and Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei. As is the case with political power struggles in general, accusations and charges of undue influence abound. However, this battle has “crazy Iranians” written all over it: The supreme leader has accused our pal Mahmoud of using sorcerers and evil spirits to further his agenda.
Several of Mahmoud’s buddies have been arrested in recent days for using supernatural powers and invoking djinns (spirits) against the bearded cleric. The Iranian news website, Ayandeh, described one of the arrested “magicians” as a “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds.” (Click on the link – it’s written in Persian, but check out the image on the right – it says it all.) You can’t make this stuff up.
The whole thing started when Khamenei reinstated an intelligence minister who had been sacked by Ahmadinejad. Mahmoud did what any good president would do; he staged an 11-day walkout to protest the ayatollah’s decree. You don’t suppose he was in touch with the Wisconsin Democratic legislators, do you?
At any rate, Mahmoud’s temper tantrum didn’t sit too well with the ayatollahs, who warned that the disobedient president might be impeached and exiled for his pouty behavior.
The feud went “Twilight Zone” shortly after the release of an Iranian “documentary”-produced by a pal of Mahmoud’s – on the imminent return of the Hidden Imam Mahdi. Ahmadinejad’s obsession with the hidden imam is well known; he claimed in a 2009 rant that the U.S. was trying to prevent Mahdi’s return. At any rate, the flick didn’t sit too well with the clerics, who claim the Mahdi’s return cannot be predicted.
So of course, as any film critic worth his weight in rial would do, the clerics accused the producer of sorcery and metaphysical mayhem. And you thought Roger Ebert was bad.
In an effort to root out the “deviant current” within Ahmadinejad’s inner circle, at least 25 people have been arrested since Mahmoud returned to work. At the minimum, perhaps the president will think twice before planning this summer’s family vacation.
The mere thought that there are people even crazier than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad “in control” of a country that is doing everything in its power to acquire nuclear weapons is a sobering thought indeed. Mahmoud, the ayatollahs, the sorcerers and the magicians are loonier than ever.
Looks like the crossed eyed monkey is on the way out ... 12th imam an all.
They’ve been this way forever. I shall have to treat you to an oldie but goodie (and don’t expect the links to work):
International Council of Aeorphysical Research
BEJING, CHINA — SPACE JEWS PROMOTE ZIONIST THREAT
by the International Council of Aeorphysical Research
(http://www.aearoresearch.ir)
The article was first printed in the Tehran Times on October 25, 2001.
BEJING, CHINA: China’s space agency on October 24 reported beta frequencies of high levels coming from Venus and another star constellation called Omega 9. These encrypted frequencies, which intelligence officials routinely call beta frequencies, were recently decrypted by an international council of scientists. The results showed a continual six minute stream of Zionist propaganda and pro-Jewish statements and proove the existence of inter stellar Zionist threats and the existence of space Jews.
In ancient Sumeria, the Ma’Idad tablets revealed a surprising clue to this new world threat: “The bani Israil shall come from the stars above where they have lived since eternity, hunting above you, in crafts made of iron, to teach you evil and of Shaiytan. Verily, the wise know that the aliens to come are from them” (al kitab al ma’Idad 22.3). The concept that there existed a race of space-Jews that were Zionist threats to the world is nothing new. The world famous philospopher Waqhid al Humra in the year 1236 wrote, “ The Zionist threat from the heavens in the form of alien Jews is part of the wisdom of the tablets, and this threat shall come forth to the world 875 years from this”.
Read the full text of al Humara here: http://www.arabia.com/alhumra/english/234l~h.htm. Read translations of the Al Maidad tablets here:http://www.arabia.com/almaidad/fulltext/tablet5-0-9.html.
It was not until October 24 that the world got its first evidence of the intelletar zionist jewish threat. Alein life has existed for centuries in many forms, but the existence of space Jews has only been documented by a few scientists. In 1945, during the end of World War II when the Zionist enemies had used extensive propaganda to create holohoax, the astronomer Zamir Rachman, a prominent astro physist, reported that beta waves from space Jews were being used to spread Zionist propaganda to the masses through a space aged technology that the CIA would soon claim as its own, molecular-neutrino hybridization (called MNH). See http://www.arabia.com/betafreq/index.html and http://www.zamasalad.net/spacejews/default.asp.
The process of MNH involves the beaming of beta frequencies into the temporal lobes of oppressed individuals thorugh psychological warefare to create a mind control enviornment. In theory, the beta frequencies broadcast from space Zionists and space Jews can be used for mind control purposes. Could these purposes be used to control the minds of say, Muhammad Atta and his friends? “It is highly possible that beta frequencies were used to mind control Muhammad Atta and other oppressed people” says Dr. Daud Zamash of the Aeorspace Research Council of Iran, an internationaly known and respected researcher (http://www.alzubad.org/iman/zamash887/idalslk.html)
The history of space Jews, which researchers call, “extra-terrestrial beta contanoids” (ETBC) has been known to most of the scientific world for many years. The CIA has been working with ETBC’s since the early 1930’s (http://zyed.corneria.com/adad/y6670909/uio.html) and using the beta frequencies to promote Zionist concepts to many people. The Jewish lobby and world Jewish congress, working together with the CIA and Mousad have housed many of these ETBC’s, some of which have been used on a hybrid plan for combining ETBC’s with human life.
Dr. Omar Wazim, an Iranian Chemist has postulated that the threat of ETBC’s is now both “realistic and frightening” (http://ummah.sagul.com/huie4/news/article43-09.htm). On September 11, 1999, a total of 4500 citizens from Tehran were mysteriously abducted and not seen again. This was reported in the Tehran Times by Abduallah Asad, who stated that the individuals bodies were never found. Most of those who were abducted were “kind people with strong faith, however, coming from poor economic conditions that were caused by Zionistic economic influence”. Read more about that incident here: http://wwww.tehrantimes.com/etbc.html.
“It is clear that the current beta frequencies are designed to wage war upon Islam and those who follow Quran and Sunnah” states Professor Muhammed Zan’ib of Tubingen University. The space Jews, which have many crafts and the now possible abiltity to shape change must unite all humanity towards resistance.
djinns (spirits), pronounced "Jenn" in Farsi, means "Goblins". Commonly known, in Persian/Farsi language, as "Jenn va Pari" (Goblin & Fairy) -- Harry Potter movies have been real popular in Iran..
Maybe I shouldn’t have done that. Now Obongo will be searching frantically for Professor Muhammed Zan’ib of Tubingen University to get him on the staff...
I'm astounded that anyone in the 21st Century could still believe in spirits and other mumbo-jumbo. Although given the culture in question, perhaps I shouldn't be.
There must be something in the water in Tübingen. Isn't that where Hans Küng is from?
Cheers!
How about Perfect Angels and Heavenly Bodies?
Cheers!
Which of course brings up one of the great unresolved questions of our age: Who's more powerful...Jeannie or Samantha?
(I vote Jeannie)
I also know there is a devil out there, satan is one of his names, and demons, which are fallen angels who follow after satan.
I can tell you beyond any doubt whatsoever, it is not mumbo-jumbo!! There is a real spirit world out there.
Maybe you could read the Holy Bible and you will see the truth in what I say?
Yes, especially because Dick York was far more whipped than Larry Hagman (and thus much less of a challenge).
Cheers!
So does this mean that BamBamKennedy and Arm-a-mean-jab have talked things out and we the US are no longer preventing the unveiling of the hiding Imam? I kinda feel like last week we the US entered a 'Twlight Zone'.
You're astounded?! So, am I.. I guess it isn't exactly "the Jedi" culture or believers as you put it in another FR thread: “In the 2001 New Zealand census, 1.5% of the population identified their religion as "Jedi"...a higher percentage than Buddhists, Hindus or Jews. -- While there’s a core of Jedi believers who take the whole thing rather seriously, the number of people reporting it as their religion has dropped quite a bit.
Are you from NZ?
I was just watching the very first episode of I Dream of Jeannie. She spends about a quarter of the episode wearing nothing (apparently) but Major Nelson’s shirt. When he tells her in exasperation that he wishes that she’d take it off, she begins unbuttoning it right in front of him. And this was in 1965!
Cheers!
No, I just gave New Zealand as an example because they had the highest per capita reporting of "Jedi" as their religion at the time. It appears the joke has run its course, though...I doubt very much that the Jedi faith will show up in any appreciable numbers in future censuses.
I also know there is a devil out there, satan is one of his names, and demons, which are fallen angels who follow after satan.
I can tell you beyond any doubt whatsoever, it is not mumbo-jumbo!! There is a real spirit world out there.
Well, unlike Iran this is a (relatively) free country...so you're free to believe (or not) as you wish!
Maybe you could read the Holy Bible
I already have. Granted, it was about 30 years ago...
and you will see the truth in what I say?
I have not.
:-)
Joke may well be & jokes aren’t presented w/out some truth to them.
To date, even some Christian celebrations, rituals, and beliefs (symbolically or otherwise) are to an extent mixed with & incorporate pagan ones from their ancestors/predecessors. They may not be part of the theology, but certainly part of the culture & values. Actually, IMO, all major Abrahamic religions have done so to some degree, accepting ex-pagan elements as part of the core of their culture.
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