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Thwarting Obama on Rapture Day
Jesus' General ^
| 5/12/11
| Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by EarlPoteet
Edited on 05/14/2011 11:24:48 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly...But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven...you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.
Mod note: Unfortunately for the original poster, his claims of the effectiveness of the "mirror ball suit" were grossly wrong. The smallest setting on the Zot gun took him out in a flash.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christian; obama; rapture; saturdayzotfever; tinfoilhatnotenuf; zot
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To: EarlPoteet
Welcome to FR, enjoy the zots!
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:24:04 AM PDT
by
La Lydia
("California: When the parasites outnumber the hosts, it's all over.")
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:24:37 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:25:04 AM PDT
by
95Theses
(Sola Gratia - Sola Fide - Sola Scriptura)
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:27:13 AM PDT
by
WayneM
(Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.)
To: 95Theses
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:27:48 AM PDT
by
WayneM
(Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.)
To: EarlPoteet
He shoulda had on his mirrored jumpsuit.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:29:34 AM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
(Death to tyrants)
To: EarlPoteet
Gone before I could spin up my beeber.
To: La Lydia
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:41:30 AM PDT
by
beericus
(Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
To: EarlPoteet
Zottees are getting mpre and more pathetic every day.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:46:42 AM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Eccl 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.)
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:48:17 AM PDT
by
mnehring
To: EarlPoteet
Human disco ball
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:49:19 AM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: EarlPoteet
Lay off the weed!
Sober up and then come back and talk rationally.
There are good people here that can help you.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:49:53 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: EarlPoteet
“This account has been banned or suspended.”
I see moderators have already HELPED YOU!
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:50:54 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: EarlPoteet
FAIL
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:51:03 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:52:09 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: EarlPoteet
Im now expecting 72 different versions of your zotting....were you in your underwear when it happened?
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:52:22 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: EarlPoteet
Ah, LSD......or perhaps you didn’t notice the mushrooms on your pizza looked a little different this time?
To: Kirkwood
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:54:53 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: EarlPoteet
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:01:04 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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