[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

I am dubious of the wife’s story.

Honestly, who goes bike riding at 4am, picks up a homeless guy and brings him home for some nookie?

[edcoil]

That is just no way to start your day or, find your wife.

[musicman]

Larry The Cable Guy quote:

“Guns don’t kill people. Husbands that come home early do.”

[for-q-clinton]

I think he was shooting the wrong person.

[Mr. K]

um... yeah

went for a bike ride at 4AM

found a guy outside walking.... at 4AM

home, did it, and fell asleep before the husband comes home at 5 AM?

Its the wife he should have shot

[freedomfiter2]

The “wife” isn’t worth doing time for and the other man isn’t worth shooting in a way that can be traced back to the husband. If I were the husband, I’d charge the man $25 for the use of my woman.

[Grunthor]

“I thought my wife, whom I love more than anything was being raped.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

[builder]

Did Weiner escape the ‘rehab’ facility already ?!?

[jonascord]

The wife has gotten her husband behind bars. She won. She will get it ALL.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Texas used to have an interesting take on this. If a spouse came home and found their spouse in bed with someone, if they shot one or the other it was premeditated murder. But if they shot them both, they could use the “heat of anger” defense for a lesser manslaughter charge.

I actually knew a man who answered and advertisement in a singles newspaper, and went to a woman’s apartment not knowing she was married. Her husband came home, and shot the man eight times with a .25 caliber handgun, including three right through the navel.

He was only in the hospital for a couple of weeks, and I later saw him at the gym, covered in entrance and exit wounds, exercising.

At that point, I swore I would never own a .25.

[SkyDancer]

Like my dad told my brothers - “never monkey with another monkey’s monkey”

[Larry Lucido]

“I once saw a guy jogging naked in my neighborhood. I asked him why. He said ‘because you came home early.’”

R. Daingerfield

[La Lydia]

So many things ... odd ... about that story.

[EGPWS]

The man agreed, and they fell asleep af­terward, po­lice said. The husband returned at 5 a.m. and discovered the stranger in his bed, accord­ing to reports.

Breaking and entering and entering in a man's abode is ground for defense of ones wife in his castle.

[SIDENET]

She met a 30-year-old man walking down the street and invited the man back to her house for sex, reports said.

Oh, I always wondered what happened to my ex-wife after the divorce.

[Popman]

Troy po­lice say the 30-year-old moth­er of five chil­dren, ages 1-14,

I wonder where the kids were? Mom started young, 15 years old.

Dollars to Donuts she was turning tricks on the side....

[Las Vegas Ron]

went for a bike ride at 4 a.m.

The man agreed, and they fell asleep af­terward, po­lice said. The husband returned at 5 a.m. and discovered the stranger in his bed, accord­ing to reports.

LOL, a whole hour and a nap to boot!

The oth­er man escaped, but po­lice lat­er located and shot in the process, po­lice said. The bul­let struck the kitchen wall and ended up in a cupboard.

The oth­er man escaped, but po­lice lat­er located and questioned him, reports said. The inves­tigation is con­tin­u­ing.

I admit it, I'm confused.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

So who was watching the four children while the woman was off on her bike ride?
This husband needs to think long an hard about this...I mean I am just saying here...
more than meets the eye...

[kaboom]

The oth­er man escaped, but po­lice lat­er located and shot in the process, po­lice said.

I think that they questioned him...then shot. Or maybe its just an excerpt thing?

[yarddog]

Was her name Helen?