35 lb. bag of vomit left in Pa. Bed, Bath, & Beyond parking lot.

Channel 2 news ^ | 6-22-11 | STAFF

[Mikey_1962]

An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there.

He estimated that about 35 pounds of vomit was in the package discovered June 5 and stated that a similar package was left in the same spot the week before.

According to the employee, the package was concealed in a white kitchen trash bag and placed about 10 parking rows from the store behind a tree. Radnor Police redacted information that describes what the hidden package was because there is specific information on the package that is being used in the investigation.

[Red Badger]

Just where does one go to acquire 35 lbs of vomit?...........................

[Wagonboy]

Who ever left it must have been watching the evening news. I know the feeling. -Wb

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

1.) One guy; and --

2.) "One... wafer-thin... chocolate." ;)

[Genoa]

This was discussed the other day ad nauseam.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Ovulating women Please Stand Back!

[wku man]

Nine more bags, and it would've been Michael Moore!

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’d puke too, if I had to go to Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[End Times Sentinel]

Simple solution:

Just conduct a house by house search and see who’s missing their 35 lb. bag of vomit and arrest them.

[Explodo]

I wonder if they Dusted for Fingerprints...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

What’s the record?

Just goes to show that some people need a better hobby.

[ElkGroveDan]

LOL borrowing your comment.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

After having seen Green Lantern last weekend, I'm fairly certain I can personally account for two, maybe three of those bags. ;)

[Covenantor]

This fellow was spotted in the vicinity of the bag.

[blackdog]

Bulemics do the most amazing things to perpetuate their need to eat-n-puke. Those empty big gulp cups serve as good Big Barf buckets. They love to drink tons of soda as the barf propellant. Nothing more laborious than trying to barf up a dry meal.

I knew a girl who would store buckets under her bed and only empty them when she was alone in the house. Bulemia is all about deception.

[txnuke]

From the other thread, possibilities I had not considered:

pogo101: This reminds me: how’s Helen Thomas these days?

Maceman: I think I could produce that pretty easily if I watched CNN, MSNBC and read the NYT every day for a week.

skeeter: Someones been reading the style section’s coverage of Michelle Obama’s Africa trip.

Deaf Smith: Barf-o-rama scene from "Stand By Me" (not for the squeamish): http://youtu.be/STB4s7Qhf40

Republic of Texas: Let’s elect it President. Can’t be any worse than what we have now.

[giotto]

Who wants to bet there is a Jack in the Box sharing the same parking lot?

LOL. The last time I ate at Jack in the Box--30 years ago--I got violently ill. My apologies to the franchise if they've cleaned up their act since then, but I could never bring myself to eat there again.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Four words: “nude pictures” and “Rachel Maddow.” ;)

[Spunky]

That was one heck of a hangover.

[Mikey_1962]

You may enjoy this letter I sent to Michael Moore:

Dear Mr. Moore,
During the Democratic National Convention I noticed you wearing a Michigan State University hat.
As a proud alumnus of the University of Michigan I was well pleased.
Enclosed is a check for the amount of one dollar ($1 USD).
In the next 12 months if see you on live television wearing a MSU hat I will send you another dollar.
Go Blue!

[television is just wrong]

GROSS!