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Sword Fight Arrest
valley news live ^ | 7-12-11 | valley news

Posted on 07/12/2011 4:06:55 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

On early Tuesday morning, July 12, 2011, Deputies responded to a rural Beltrami County residence to investigate a complaint of an assault with weapons involved at this home. As officers were driving to the scene it was reported that swords were being used in the assault. After arriving in the driveway, Deputies located an intoxicated individual attempting to leave the residence on a bicycle. The suspect was stopped and as deputies began their investigation they learned the suspect had been drinking with the occupant of the residence when suddenly the suspect attacked the homeowner with a sword. The homeowner also grabbed a sword to defend himself and the two engaged in a sword fight.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: drunk; mn; sword
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1 posted on 07/12/2011 4:07:03 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

“There can be only one......game of quarters!”


2 posted on 07/12/2011 4:09:17 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg

Tis just a flesh wound.....


3 posted on 07/12/2011 4:11:38 PM PDT by spokeshave (Obamas approval ratings are so low, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the USA.)
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To: Eaker; humblegunner

Ya’ll get cut bad ?........:o)


4 posted on 07/12/2011 4:16:52 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

So much for Conor MacLeod’s low profile life.


5 posted on 07/12/2011 4:25:55 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (America is the land of opportunity; live in it. -Bruce Campbell)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Never bring a sword to gunfi.....oh, nevermind.....


6 posted on 07/12/2011 4:34:42 PM PDT by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Darksheare

If no one is dead or headless it wasn’t a real sword fight.


7 posted on 07/12/2011 5:24:01 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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To: DJ MacWoW

There can be only one.


8 posted on 07/12/2011 5:52:45 PM PDT by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Breaking News - Drunk Knights fail to Impress, Ram house instead of each other. "I couldn't see" said Sir Rye Ball.
9 posted on 07/12/2011 5:52:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: randomhero97
Yeah but these guys were inept. There wasn't any!


10 posted on 07/12/2011 6:27:52 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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To: Ramius; 300winmag; IrishCatholic; lookout88; Wpin; spetznaz; Smokin' Joe; HungarianGypsy; neb52; ...

Sword Ping!!!


11 posted on 07/12/2011 6:28:26 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Ramius

These swordfight stories are appallingly lacking in detail. C’mon, reporters... what kind of swords? European or Oriental? How did the fight proceed? Did the victor use a krumphau to break the other’s ochs? Or was it just one hard zornhau and it was over? [sigh]


12 posted on 07/12/2011 6:35:37 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Ramius

The vorpal blade did NOT snicker snack!


13 posted on 07/12/2011 7:20:31 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: WOBBLY BOB

If they had a real sword fight, then I’m an obastard voter.

More likely drunken flailing with RTSLOs (Rat Tailed Sword Like Objects).


14 posted on 07/12/2011 7:27:58 PM PDT by piytar (The Obama Depression. Say it early, say it often. Why? Because it's TRUE.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
When the only one injured in a sword fight is a bystander, you have to wonder if it was a real fight.
15 posted on 07/12/2011 8:46:00 PM PDT by TChad
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Ban television. Then maybe America could grow up.


16 posted on 07/12/2011 8:49:56 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (The tea party was and is about the right to govern ourselves, according to natural right.)
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To: Ramius

I’da paid a beer to watch this one....Thats me yellin’ from the cheap seats!


17 posted on 07/12/2011 10:28:58 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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