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Woman accused of chasing boyfriend with machete near West Palm Beach
The Palm Beach Post ^
| July 29, 2011
| Cynthia Roldan
Posted on 07/31/2011 6:38:01 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A 22-year-old suburban West Palm Beach woman was arrested on Thursday for allegedly chasing and cutting her former boyfriend with a machete after she hit him with a wooden stick and bit his arm, according to police.
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: domesticviolence; machete
Laz, if you are out there, stay away.
To: ConservativeStatement
Cut off his hanging chad!
To: ConservativeStatement
Don’t attack her child or she will get you for sure. I frankly applaud her for defending her child from this brute. Momma’s boyfriend is the worst for children.
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posted on
07/31/2011 6:41:59 AM PDT
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
If my boyfriend had a machete, I wouldn't chase him-I'd run far away in the opposite direction.
Seriously : Why didn't the ediot editor phrase it, Woman with machete chases boyfriend-?
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:04:37 AM PDT
by
kaylar
(It's MARTIAL law. Not marshal(l) or marital! This has been a spelling PSA. PS Secede not succeed)
To: Snickering Hound
Yes, I would do WHATEVER she told me to do....
To: ConservativeStatement
WWDJD?
What would De Jesus DO?
Not Sure! ! ! !
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:08:17 AM PDT
by
DeaconRed
(RL Burnside sings : "It's Bad You know" & Everything Is Broken". . . . So true Today! ! ! !)
To: ConservativeStatement
She had a boyfriend?
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:24:36 AM PDT
by
hattend
(As always... FUJM.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:29:59 AM PDT
by
donhunt
(I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
To: ConservativeStatement
...chasing and cutting her former boyfriend with a machete after she hit him with a wooden stick and bit his arm... Foreplay. You're doing it wrong.
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:32:56 AM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: ConservativeStatement
Another aspect of diversity.
When people in third world countries said they wanted to live like Americans they didn’t think we would accomodate them by becoming a third world country ourselves.
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:37:33 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(The more effeminate & debauched the people, the more they are fitted for a tyrannical government.)
To: Snickering Hound
Great bod, but a butterface.
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posted on
07/31/2011 8:11:56 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: ConservativeStatement
Oh, yes—I think this was the girl my ex-boyfriend left me for. I warned her it would come to this, poor lass.
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posted on
07/31/2011 8:22:14 AM PDT
by
ottbmare
(off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
To: ConservativeStatement
“Woman accused of chasing boyfriend with machete near West Palm Beach”
Was her name Bon Qui Qui?
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posted on
07/31/2011 9:26:02 AM PDT
by
Levante
To: Snickering Hound
Oh
My
Starz!
picking tongue off of the floor...........
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posted on
07/31/2011 10:21:07 AM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.)
To: kaylar
Are you kidding? I just ordered a machete off eBay to clear out the `back forty’ with, and when it gets here I will keep that bad boy in the gun safe where my wife can’t get at it!
She’d see it as a vast improvement over the rolling pin.
(Just kidding, dear. I know you’ll see this.)
;^)
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posted on
07/31/2011 11:51:25 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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