Posted on 09/04/2011 11:55:05 AM PDT by Graewoulf
The forces of Zero's Keynesianism and the tattered remnants of the Free Market proponents meet on 9-8-2011 to hear Zero arrogantly announce how HE plans to buy "jobs" with MY grandchildren's future paychecks.
It will be an auspicious occasion I'm sure. Since I plan to watch The Packers whup up on the enemy, I though we could help Ol' Zero improve his " 9-8-jobs-can-wait" speech by including a few things that might, could work, and give us time to watch some FOOTBALL!
All the L.I.E. Media wants to talk or write about is what Zero is going to say. At FR we KNOW what he is going to say: " Blah, blah, blah, spend. Blah, blah,blah,blah, jobs, investments, no tax increase until I am re-elected, spend, blah, SPEND!
So to do the job that the L.I.E. Media won't do let us do the job for them and make some useful speech suggestions!
Almost forgot: Put country ahead of politics, stop jockeying for political position, make your suggestions without regard to politics or ideology, stop the political bickering - - - .
I'm sure I missed a bunch more, but you get the general idea: Do the opposite of what Zero says.
I RESIGN X 10!
“I feel your pain.”
From your lips to God’s ears.
The Repubs are going to have a hay day on the 7th with Obama's "setback" on the EPA rules....because if we can ill afford the cost in 2011 and 2012...it's not going to be less hurtful in 2013.
Bottom Line: He may have to give up Obamacare...but it won't be until next year. He's NOT going to let the court do it. He has to do it...like a good dictator...on his terms...FOR YOU!!
There's only one: "Are you ready for some football?!"
ML/NJ
Moo-chele and I are going on a 15 month vacation.
My Fellow Americans,
It is with heavy heart that I must bring you this news. The constant obstruction of my vision of hope and change by the entrenched forces of the political establishment have left me no choice but to sign into law an executive order dissolving both Congress and the Senate.
Now these players of partisan politics are rendered harmless, our country can stride forward into the glorious future, following the five year plan which will be available on the White House website sometime in 2012.
Stay calm and stay at home. Our noble internal security forces will be constantly on patrol, seeking unpatriotic Americans to submit to re-education and reparations for their faults.
In a bold step to reduce the supposed deficit, I have partnered with Walmart to provide every home with 20 rolls of toilet paper, lovingly printed by Chinese craftsmen with the Constitution and the Bill of Rights on every sheet of single ply paper.
God (soon to be renamed something less controversial) Bless America. Dang, this is fun!
“I won”
“I won’t rest until we have jobs”
“Jobs are my number one priority”
“Bush’s fault”
“Congress won’t work with me”
“The Hurricane”
“The Earthquake”
“Bad Luck”
“Corporate Welfare”
“Share the Wealth”
“Implement Obamacare”
“It’s not my Fault”
“I wasn’t there”
“You can’t prove anything”
1. The Space Brothers have arrived to get Farrakhan and Michelle and I are hitching a ride.
2. I have a confession...my name is really Osama and I’ve had plastic surgery...
3. The stimulus was a crock, but there’s still enough petty cash in Wrangel’s freezer to get all my constituents a two piece dinner at Church’s Chicken.
4. MY FELLOW KENYANS...Ooops...
5. We are the deranged you have been groping for!!...Hic...Hic...
6. It was all Michelle’s idea, please don’t send me to prison.
7. My strategies will come to fruition at the culimination of legislation providing stimulation to the nation by my calculations leading the American population to spontaneous celebration!...and if not, My Bad.
8. I HAD A DREAM...and the dream was of Sarah Palin in a string bikini...and when the Moose found out about it, she knocked me flat out!
9. I came to tell you how my liberal utopia has been delayed by racists in government and corporate America who have opposed every move I’ve made due to the color of my skin...but hell, let’s get real, even I can’t say that crap with a straight face anymore.
10. I would like to know why you all played “hail to the chief” when they brought the teleprompter in, but not for me?!
I want to be completely honest with you tonight. I hate you and I hate the United States. Therefore, I intend to implement a bold plan to destroy you both. Wait, what is that rumbling sound I hear in the distance.
I could support Barky on that.
George Soros and the typical white people down at the DNC lied to me. Being President of the United States IS a lot harder than being an ACORN comminity organizer, college “perfessor” or rookie senator from Illinois.
No, I'd rather hear "Joe and I are resigning".
“...I will resign effective tomorrow at noon, and I will issue an Executive Order that the Tea Party will hold a special election among their officers to appoint a successor to act as President until the next General Election.”
There, fixed that.
You beat me to it.
He needs to find a way to play the race card.
I predict he will stress how the poor economy is disproportionately hurting people with more colorful skins and imply that opposition to his plans is racism.
Then he will hit the theme that Bush screwed up the economy even more than they thought, while Barney Frank and Chris Dodd chuckle to themselves.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Soros has given me bad advice.
I believe in communism
I am a mooslim.
My wife has a big ass.
The media loves me no matter what.
Chris Matthews gives me a thrill up my leg.
I would never use Obamacare myself, that's just for you slobs.
I'm like Burger King, I like things my way.
Did I mention my wife's big ass?
What all y’all are writing is all true, but the RINOS are scared into a tea-nee-tea-nine-cy corner about rocking the boat.
Let us at FR give a good glimpse to the cowardly RINOS what Zero SHOULD be saying in his 9-8-jobs-can-wait speech !
Remember: Do the opposite of what Zero says.
Your tips are for the RINOS, as Zero is a stupid man, that is by definition he is “incapable of learning.”
Yep, Zero is stupid. That sounds redundant - - - .
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