Michelle Obama Decrees Olive Garden And Red Lobster Will No Longer Make You Fat

GAWKER ^ | Sep 15, 2011 | Leah Beckmann

[skimbell]

...The Darden Restaurant Group, which runs fine dining boutiques Red Lobster, Olive Garden, and other strip-mall destinations is getting itself healthy with Michelle Obama's help...

[skimbell]

UNPHAKIN'BELIEVABLE!

Wonder what kind of kick-back the fowl bazitch got for this one?

[Sacajaweau]

Those are fine dining boutiques??

Bottom line....Pretty much home cookin' menu....Lotsa calories!!!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I told my parents about this. They sold their stock, today. Hehe!

http://www.wikinvest.com/stock/Darden_Restaurants_%28DRI%29

[samtheman]

She is hands down the stupidest woman who has ever lived. She makes HildaThighs look like a flaming genius.

[mk2000]

Ill say it again, this from a woman with an ass the size of a VW.

[Red Badger]

What did she do?
Change the laws of physics so that pasta carbs and butter fat no longer react with human digestive systems?......

[SumProVita]

Restaurants CANNOT make anyone fat. Period.

[Red Badger]

I don’t go to Red Lobster for gerbil diet food........

[manc]

really my wife worked at RL and said the carrots etc are all frozen and cooked in a microwave and the amount of butter on their food was sick.

I’ll listen to the CDL arse when she gets rid of her weight until then I’m fit and in shape as is my kids and I don’t need a hypocrite to tell my family what to eat, how much t eat and where to eat

BESIDES I CAN’T AFFORD TO EAT OUT DUE OT HER HUSBAND AND ME PAYING FOR HER MEALS AND HER FAMILY BEING WINED AND DINED

[Joe 6-pack]

I've never been a big fan of most restaurant chains, but it's been well over 10 years since I've crossed the threshhold of an Olive Garden...when I want Italian, I'll go here...

..Their clamari is excellent, and I've developed a great fondness for the lobster ravioli...

[manc]

my wife worked there for two weeks and was disgusted to see the veggies are all frozen and put into a microwave to be cooked. the food was on the floor and then picked up to put onto a plate etc

[SueRae]

Thanks to the wonderful economy, I can’t recall the last time I had dinner in a restaurant. Never really cared for Olive Garden...and there are far better seafood restaruatns than Red Lobster. I’d rather make my own.

[John S Mosby]

Oh, there is a very IMPORTANT politically correct, dermatologic reason for this particular chain of restaurants.

How you is, baaaby:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1365/is_4_35/ai_n6358733/

Truly— venture socialism with a dermatologic preference. Part of re-distribution. Sure to repercuss in the restaurant business. Some pigs are more equal than others.

[Arm_Bears]

It has not been my custom to frequent any of the Darden Restaurants; nor will it be in the future.

[NautiNurse]

Their clamari is excellent

Is that a cross between a clam and a squid? Two of my favorites. Will have to try it one of these days.

:::ducking and running for cover:::

[LostInBayport]

[stockpirate]

They won’t make me fat, I will no longer go there to eat, EVER!

[Never on my watch]

Michelle Obama Decrees Olive Garden And Red Lobster Will No Longer Make You Fat...

Restaurants CANNOT make anyone fat. Period.

And since these restaurants have chosen to submit to the regime, I will not be making myself fat in their establishments.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I think the first wookie would of been a great spokesperson for a “big is beautiful” campaign, but her pushing eating healthy is the most laughable thing imaginable.

[albie]

Crap hole restaurants that’ve been dumming down American taste buds for 20 years. “All you can pasta” and endless amounts of bread are the main attractions at OG. What now? All you can eat broccoli? If you have any stock in this Co. Sell it.