Posted on 09/20/2011 10:27:02 AM PDT by Red Badger
That's just evil and a 4th ammendment violation (IMO) and someone needs to wear orange.
I brought my momma’s derringer.
I hope the child was placed in a safe home.
Ping!
Proof that even Crack heads should know better than put their children in the Publik skools.
And I thought it would be a good idea for my son to bring in a picture book of him at Busch Gardens. I guess I need to get with the 21st century. Times a changing, right?
Lucky his Mom was a crack Ho and wasn’t a protitute....
I shudder at what he would have brought then...
Classic democRAT constituency. No explanation necessary. Welcome to the plantation.
“Here’s my dad’s collection of glossy magazines with these pictures in the center that fold out....”
Me too. But I’m sure he knows how. I’m sure the kid has seen it done hundreds of times.
Be careful there’s a baby in the house
Loudon Wainwright
Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby will not be fooled
It will think and do what it wants to
until you get it schooled.
Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby will play it for real
if your I love you is an IOU don’t expect to get a good deal
look out momma, look out dad
your bundle of joy will not be had
if the blanket is blue if the blanket is pink
you’d best watch what you do you’d best watch what you think
Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby can spot your schtick
all the coochy coochy coo is a lot of poo poo
when you spread it on that thick
Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby is better than smart
it can waddle through all the stuff you do
never mind your big head start
i can see it now:
“damn! little brat is finall off to school.. now I need a smoke....
damn! what did I do with my pipe. I seem to be missing some crack, too. WTF~? where’s my pipe?
damn! still looking for my pipe,. i NEED a smoke... bad! what’s that ringing sound? ring ring ring! like a bloody telephone!
what the hell did I DO with it??? now there’s a loud thumping noise... like someone’s at the door. the walls by teh windows are flashing red and blue...
WTF~?”
Must be a pretty smart toddler to be in school already...
AFTER waking up at 10:30 am...........
Kindergartener......hell, he coulda been 12................
LOL, true... but generally, ages 1 to 3 are considered “toddler” whereas the majority of kindergarteners start at 5 years old.
Well, at least he didn;t bring a GUN (sarcasm).
"oh yeah, my dad's a cop"
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