Missing Apollo 17 moon rock worth $10m found in Bill Clinton's files (worth up to $10 million)

dailymail.co.uk ^ | Last updated at 5:44 PM on 22nd September 2011 | By RACHEL QUIGLEY

[InvisibleChurch]

oops, this is Apollo 18

[newheart]

In the same box with all the missing “w” keys from the White House computers, no doubt.

[Jaxter]

I guess that explains the bulge in Hillary’s pantsuit as she was walking out of the White House that last day.

[FatherofFive]

but the rock had fallen off and the plaque had been misplaced

Wrong. Bill used it when he couldn't find a cigar.

[Linda Frances]

There goes his yacht.

[hobbes1]

meh.

Now, had they found it at a Pawn Shop, OTOH...

[WOBBLY BOB]

at least he wasn’t caught trying to sell it to Rick on Pawn Stars.

[rockvillem]

Yeah, this sets up for Clinton jokes but did anyone read the story? Was found in a box in Arkansas that was probably from when his office was packed up after he lost in 1980.

Can’t you just see the guys packing up the office - “hey boss, what do you think this is in the plastic?” “Shut up and put it in the box - who cares?”

[GraceG]

Saw the movie and I think it explains the liberal mindset nicely....

They are infected by lunar spider critters....

[ozzymandus]

Once a thief, always a thief.

[03A3]

That and about 900 FBI files.

[ErnBatavia]

"Waddya wanna do with it, Dude? Pawn it or sell it?"

[FlyingEagle]

If the Arkansas state government really has a rock worth $30 million, lost in a file box, they should definitely hock it on Pawn Stars and use the money to give the overtaxed citizenry a break.

And, the moon rocks given to the other 56 states should also be sold at auction. We need the money. Times are tough.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Sandy Berger must have needed some heavy-duty salve after that one...

[newheart]

And Hillary’s old Whitewater files. Ahh, the good old days— when the occupant of the White House was too busy with the interns to proactively try to destroy the country.

[twister881]

Moochelle would try to make a bracelet out of them.

[Red Badger]

We'll give you $50 and no more..............

[Dahoser]

at least he wasn’t caught trying to sell it to Rick on Pawn Stars.

"I'm bringing in Buzz Aldrin, my moon rock expert. If it's real, he'll know right away...Okay, Buzz says it's real, but Bill, I can't give $10 million. That's not going to happen. I'll give you $200,000. I'd love to have it, but it's a specialized item..."

[Doogle]

(kudo's to freep martin_fierro)

[subterfuge]

I guess that explains the bulge in Hillary’s pantsuit as she was walking out of the White House that last day.

And here I thought she was just glad to see me! Har!