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Doritos Chip Creator Dies at 97
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| 09-26-2011
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Posted on 09/26/2011 6:44:00 AM PDT by Red Badger
Edited on 09/26/2011 7:28:50 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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DALLAS
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: chips; doritos; food; fritolay; fritos; invention; obituary
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I am in mourning.......8^(
To: Red Badger
I will eat a bag of Doritos tonight during the DALLAS-REDSKINS GAME IN HIS HONOR..............
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:45:15 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
To: Red Badger
He was buried with bean dip and queso.
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:46:39 AM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: Red Badger
Those crunchy little bits of heaven got my through MBA school.
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:48:00 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(I am a Carnivore Conservative - No peas for me. (h/t N.Theknow))
To: Red Badger
Those crunchy little bits of heaven got me through MBA school.
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:48:28 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(I am a Carnivore Conservative - No peas for me. (h/t N.Theknow))
To: iceskater
I through my last bag out. Call it a premonition.
To: Red Badger
RIP.
Eleven days before they have the funeral is a long time. What’s the legal limit?
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:52:28 AM PDT
by
bgill
(There, happy now?)
To: Red Badger
You’ve gotta be the dumbest newbie I’ve ever seen
You’ve got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
-It’s All About The Pentiums
by Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:52:50 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
“Crunch all you want, we’ll make more.”
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:55:10 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Red Badger
Cashed in his chips......
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:55:38 AM PDT
by
Gator113
(Palin 2012, period.....)
To: RetroSexual
That sounds like Al Michaels giving us the play-by-play action of the burning Dorito!
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:55:50 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:57:40 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Red Badger
the family plans on "tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn."Why do people do things like this?
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:58:01 AM PDT
by
jla
To: dfwgator
what came first, the guacamole or the chip?
Doritos are cool, but Fritos rule the snack food roost.
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:58:09 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(The Obama voters are dumber than you think, meaner than you can imagine)
To: Red Badger
Jack LaLanne only made it to 96.
RIP.
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posted on
09/26/2011 6:59:00 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Ezekiel
Jack LaLanne only made it to 96.His brother made it to 97, and he hardly exercised.
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posted on
09/26/2011 7:00:50 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/26/2011 7:01:51 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/26/2011 7:04:40 AM PDT
by
poobear
(Facts, the TURD in the punchbowl of Liberal thought!)
To: bgill
Since they are planning on “tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn”, I would assume that means that he will be cremated. Or sealed in an urn. Either way, I don’t think it will be an open casket.
But heck, Vladimir Lenin’s body is still on display at his mausoleum in Moscow 87 years after his death.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin%27s_Mausoleum
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