Rumors about the next purge on Free Reppublic (mods dont need no speling gramer ect)

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> "I’m not supporting any massive Johnsons."

Then you and I are on opposing sides.

I say UP with massive Johnsons!

[dfwgator]

Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant—
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge—
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s—
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying—
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What’s that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

[sickoflibs]

That would be a good Friday post,

Yep, some of the Perry-dactus got a persecution complex going on.

[Slings and Arrows]

Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

[Titan Magroyne]

LOL, those movies are such a hoot!

[Titan Magroyne]

:op

[gonzo]

Up yours, Admin Moderator!

BTW, where's Jim ............................................. FRegards

[Admin Moderator]

BTW, where's Jim ............................................. FRegards

We have him bound and gagged in the closet.

[rlmorel]

[af_vet_1981]

Rick Perry is a patriotic, former Air Force pilot. He is an American conservative Republican and I am proud to support him for President of the United States.

[LomanBill]

>>I am forcasting a hermancain.

Don't quit your day job Mr. Weatherman.

 

TP: Mr. Cain, you recently came under fire for your comments about the kind of people you would appoint to your cabinet. Would you be opposed to appointing an openly gay but qualified person to be in your cabinet?

CAIN: Nope, not at all. I wouldn’t have  a problem with that at all. I just want people who are qualified, I want them to believe in the Constitution of the United States of America. So yep, I don’t have  a problem with appointing an openly gay person. Because they’re not going to try to put sharia law in our laws.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=gsihc&cp=20&gs_id=25&xhr=t&q=Open+homosexual+Cain

 

 

 

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HERMAN: What happens now?

Scott Toomey: Well, now, uh, Ken Mehlman, R. Clarke Cooper, Meghan McCain, Mary Cheney and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the log cabin, taking The Party(tm) by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

HERMAN: Who leaps out?

Scott Toomey: Uh, Ken Mehlman,  R. Clarke Cooper, Meghan McCain, Mary Cheney and I. Uh, leap out of the log cabin, uh and uh....

HERMAN: Oh....

Scott Toomey: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden Rhinocerous -- [twong]

ALL:  Run away!  Run away!  Run away!  Run away!
      [splat]

[Texas Eagle]

There's a rumor going around via freepmail that JimRob will soon purge Free Republic of all Perry supporters.

Sheeeyit. The only purging going on is Perry-bots (such as myself) purging themselves from supporting Perry.

Really. Why is the English language that hard to master. Especially from a guy who has passed through the higher education system.

[rabscuttle385]

Not true, we actually are about to purge anyone who doesn’t support Gary Johnson.

LOL

[ThomasThomas]

RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY!!!!

And away goes trouble down the drain.

[UncleHambone]