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Palin's Decision Spares GOP From Mayhem (Colossal Hurl And Barf Alert!!!)
IBD Editorials ^ | October 7, 2011 | Left-wing lunatic KATHLEEN PARKER

Posted on 10/07/2011 5:21:29 PM PDT by Kaslin

Undoubtedly many Americans, not least among them television producers, are disappointed by Sarah Palin's decision not to run for president. On the bright side, Palin has proved (finally) that there is a God. How so?

For the past three years, since she rocketed from relative obscurity to political diva, Palin has hinted that she might run for the highest office, but would rely on God's guidance.

This template is not unique to Palin. Millions pray to a higher order to discover the right path. I recently watched a few minutes of "Eat, Pray, Love" before succumbing to an ennui-induced coma, in which Julia Roberts tearfully implores God, to whom she admits not having spoken on a regular basis, to tell her what to do:

Dump her boring husband and follow her appetite for pasta and spiritual enlightenment through casual sex? Or ... .

The title of the movie and the book upon which it was based correctly hints at God's directive. She eats, prays and loves — and millions of like-minded fans mistake insipidness for insight. Watching Roberts eat pasta is the wet T-shirt of chick flicks. But I digress.

Word From God

Palin prayed, we can be certain. She is no novice, as fans and foes well know, and is fluent in faith. She often has referred to her steady relationship with God and has deferred to him any time the subject of her political aspirations arose. She talked of doors opening, lights shining on paths, and other divine signals that would indicate whether she should or shouldn't.

Speaking to Greta Van Susteren in 2008, she said:

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TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: krazykathleen; palin; romneycheerleader

1 posted on 10/07/2011 5:21:37 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

There’s a Senate Seat opening up in 2014 in Alaska. She should start to make plans for that to stay in the News. Without this, she will find it difficult to stay in the game. She needs to stay in the public eye if she wants her career to go forward. But maybe she doesn’t want to be in an elected office again. Who knows?


2 posted on 10/07/2011 5:31:18 PM PDT by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

IMHO, Sarah could run (and win) in any presidential election for the next 20 years. If the Pubbies lose the White House in 2012, and particularly if Mittwit is the nominee, the jackoffs ruining the party from within will be out, or at least shut their stupid mouths. Thanks Kaslin.


3 posted on 10/07/2011 5:31:33 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Kaslin

“an ennui-induced coma”

I’m kinda curious what it’s like for Parker to wake up in the morning and see “an ennui-induced coma” looking back in the mirror. Must be a bitch. Oh, wait, that’s what Parker is...

It’s probably okay on her slut-o-meter.

She wakes up in morning: Oh, God, I’m an irrelevant slut.

God: Yes, i planned you that way.

Parker: Can I change that?

God: Depends. How many coupons you got to buy my favorite chocolate doughnuts?

Parker: God, I don’t have any.

God: Well, then to hell with you.

Parker: ARRRRGGGHHH!


4 posted on 10/07/2011 5:32:14 PM PDT by sergeantdave
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To: Kaslin

Well it kind of does spare the GOP from mayhem: From the mayhem of conservatives giving the GOP the finger and standing with Sarah and true conservative principles. Sarah represents conservatives. The GOP is simply driving us toward socialism at a slower pace than the DNC and the GOP is now realizing that we conservatives have caught on to that.


5 posted on 10/07/2011 6:04:51 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Kaslin

I think Parker is very jealous of beautiful conservative women- three things that she is not: beautiful, conservative and woman.


6 posted on 10/07/2011 6:08:37 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: Kaslin
Speaking to Greta Van Susteren in 2008, she said:

“I'm like, ‘OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere’ — this is what I always pray — I'm like, ‘don't let me miss the open door, show me where the open door is, even if it's just cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that, maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door.’”

It is very evident that Ms Parker seldom prays.

Although, most of my prayers are unspoken or spoken under my breath. I try to keep a prayer line open at all times, as Paul tells us to do. It is what keeps me sane as I live my daily life. Most Christians, while many don't pray all the time, are in continuous communication with our Redeemer. How else could we tolerate these idiot liberals who are educated far beyond their intelligence. And one other thing. Just because I strive to live life as a Christian, Kathleen is still a skank!

7 posted on 10/07/2011 6:33:30 PM PDT by yellowhorse (6 good horses, 3 good women)
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To: yellowhorse

And nothing she does or say will change it


8 posted on 10/07/2011 6:43:47 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin

Parker’s CNN show had two-thirds of what it needed to be a success. It had a “john” (Elliott Spitzer) and an aging whore who has spent a fortune on plastic surgery in recent years (Parker). What was missing was a pimp and who could have filled that role any better than the Rev. Al Sharpton to have brought it all together.


9 posted on 10/07/2011 6:51:21 PM PDT by bwc2221
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To: sergeantdave

Thank you


10 posted on 10/07/2011 7:19:00 PM PDT by tommix2
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To: yellowhorse

Thank you


11 posted on 10/07/2011 7:20:35 PM PDT by tommix2
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To: Kaslin

For Parker to compare Palin’s faith to the eat,pray(to anything but God),love mentality shows a supreme lack of any understanding of Palin’s faith.


12 posted on 10/07/2011 7:22:42 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (So how did Charlie Weiss get to be on Dancing With The Stars?)
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To: Kaslin

Eventually there will be a third party, and that third party will be the GOP.


13 posted on 10/07/2011 7:31:02 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips - watch their hands.)
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To: Kaslin

I’m not allowed to string several swear words together on FR am I? No? Well, never mind then. Got nothing to say.


14 posted on 10/07/2011 7:58:02 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: Kaslin

Kat Parker whining about Palin again. Funny, considering she voted for Bammy.


15 posted on 10/07/2011 8:44:28 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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To: truthguy; Kaslin

>>> There’s a Senate Seat opening up in 2014 in Alaska. She should start to make plans for that to stay in the News

If you mean run as a publicity stunt, there is some precedent for that. If you mean run to win, there isn’t much chance of that. Sarah’s stock in Alaska has fallen lower then K-Mart’s. And now the bait and switch game has played itself out I expect a new poll would show it’s gotten even worse.

BY ALIYAH SHAHID
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, December 29, 2010

This one has got to hit really close to home.

Only 33% of Alaskans have a favorable opinion of Sarah Palin, while the majority are icy about their former half-term GOP governor. The bulk — 58% — have a negative opinion about Palin, according to a new poll by Public Policy Polling.

Less than a year ago, PPP found that 47% of Alaskans viewed Palin favorably, compared with 45% unfavorably.

Of the 10 states that PPP surveyed this fall, only blue Massachussetts gave her a higher unfavorability rating than Alaska, with 68%.


16 posted on 10/07/2011 9:37:46 PM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb
Public Policy Polling.

Wow, use the most horribly slanted polling company out there to prove a point.

FAIL!

17 posted on 10/08/2011 6:03:02 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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