Must have been Ding Dongs.
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To: ConservativeStatement
Cupcakes? Seriously? The officers responding to this ridiculous call should have brought the man a gallon of milk,a bottle of laundry stain remover and a set of b@lls to replace his missing set.
I don’t know what I find more perplexing: the fact a grown man felt the need to call for police assistance after being pelted by cupcakes or that the police actually picked up the wife and booked her on an ‘assault’ charge? What a world...what a world.
27 posted on
10/16/2011 5:27:46 PM PDT by
bigredkitty1
(March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
To: ConservativeStatement
"When she reached for the fruitcake, my life flashed before my eyes." said the victim.
He didn't really say that.
29 posted on
10/16/2011 5:29:51 PM PDT by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: ConservativeStatement
She is charged with a misdemeanor... If she threw donuts, it would have been a felony.
-PJ
30 posted on
10/16/2011 5:35:22 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
To: ConservativeStatement
This guy is definitely out of Mantown.
To: ConservativeStatement
Poor cupcakes!
(Not to hijack the thread, but when Rick Perry is President, such crimes will be heartlessly punished.)
To: ConservativeStatement
It's an arsenal!
33 posted on
10/16/2011 5:47:39 PM PDT by
6SJ7
(46 55 42 4f)
To: ConservativeStatement
shoulda kept his cupcake in pelts.
34 posted on
10/16/2011 5:52:10 PM PDT by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: ConservativeStatement
“I was just serving him an after dinner dessert, officers.”
To: ConservativeStatement
Was it domestic battery or domestic bakery?
Such a fine line...
37 posted on
10/16/2011 6:06:46 PM PDT by
thatjoeguy
(Wind is just air, but pushier.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Big Brother gone mad.
In 1989 the wife and I were stationed at Ft Dix, NJ. We had been going through some stressful times, I was a 1SG, she was a Drill Sgt. One afternoon that we both actually got home before dark (instead of midnight) I met her in the driveway of our quarters with a water balloon barrage. I had placed a large bowl of them next to the driveway where she parked so she could retaliate, which she did with gusto. The neighbors thought we were nuts but no one called the MPs. We had a good laugh and it did wonders for our strained relationship.
38 posted on
10/16/2011 6:07:20 PM PDT by
Feckless
(I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
To: ConservativeStatement
If it were donuts, the cops wouldda shot her.
39 posted on
10/16/2011 6:20:58 PM PDT by
Fido969
To: ConservativeStatement
What kind of batter does she use in her battery? Anyway, this type of crime really frosts me!
40 posted on
10/16/2011 6:32:11 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Must have forgot her Sweetest Day gift....she didn’t.
45 posted on
10/16/2011 6:57:21 PM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!...P.S. Why did FR ZOT Frantzie?)
To: ConservativeStatement; All
He's lucky they weren't golf clubs or ashtrays.
46 posted on
10/16/2011 6:59:32 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: ConservativeStatement
I beg to differ. I happen to think that far more dangerous to the society are those who insist on having, and those who include so-called “sarcasm tags” with their posts.
To: ConservativeStatement
He needs to learn how to defend himself against somebody attacking him with cupcakes
54 posted on
10/16/2011 7:43:12 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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