[ApplegateRanch]

If it were cup cake fruit cakes, would that be assault with a deadly weapon? ;-P

My ex's cupcakes would make fruit cakes seem light and fluffy...but they would have left "[t]he sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home...;" he would have been out cold.

My buddies and I played 3 innings with one, before it finally broke...

...the bat, ending the game.

[petitfour]

She forgot the egg?

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like baking and (not) entering.

[Silentgypsy]

I hear you. My biscuits could be painted black and used as hockey pucks.