Posted on 10/17/2011 8:10:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL
No divorce likely, that's just a stone fact. (Said the guy with a 43rd anniversary looming.....)
I also find Mark Davis annoying. Just the sound of his snide too-pleased-with-himself voiced is enough to make turn the radio off.
“I also find Mark Davis annoying. Just the sound of his snide too-pleased-with-himself voiced is enough to make turn the radio off.”
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Perfect description!
**so Obama, the Communists and the Nazis are on the same page**
WOW!!! Last time the Commies and the Nazis agreed on anything, was the 1939 Takeover of POLAND!!
GOD HELP US, ALL!!!!
Obama is a SCFOAMF
10? That’s it?? I wonder who was paying them....such idiots..
I can guess what the last two letters stand for, but I’m not sure about the rest.
Amen, sister!
http://www.bing.com/search?q=SCFOAMF&go=&qs=n&sk=&sc=5-7&form=QBLH
Stuttering CF of a miserable failure
Ah, I was wrong then.
Rush just mentioned Breitbart’s revelation that the media is ADVISING the OWS punks.
I checked, didn’t find it posted on FR (where most things like this appear first)
I expect to see it posted soon...
OWS=Media=0bama
Yeah, his shouting about Republicans and his alleged genius of a jobs bill is getting obnoxious too
And that shows the ignorance of the LEFT of what conservatives are all about.....What the Hell is a Vegan Food Co-op and why would I pillage it?
Will Rush be so kind as to revisit his Friday analysis of USA military deployment plans to UGANDA.. He quickly made heros of the LRA as some kind of good guy Christians being targeted by Moslems. This needs to be more critically inspected and discussed.
Sorry, not pillage, but pillory. Same difference. Why would I waste time to ridicule people from engaging in organic vegan food marts? If you want to be a vegan, I DON’T CARE! Just lay off my 1/2 pound organic cheese-filled grilled organic burger!
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