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Digging Up Dirt on Cain! (Vanity)
Mr. Griz
Posted on 11/02/2011 9:54:36 AM PDT by mr_griz
Okay people - please forgive the vanity, but this is a bit urgent. It appears that a true conservative (GASP) may end up being our nominee
In keeping with our long tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, it's imperitive that we GOPers now assist the MSM in digging up dirt on Herman Cain
I'll get the ball rolling by posting what I already know:
I heard
- that he's a cross-dresser with ties to the Son of Sam Killer.
- Reports are beginning to surface, as well, that Cain robbed some Atlanta children who were running a lemonade stand of their earnings.
- There's a rumor I heard from a friend who has a friend who knows for certain that Cain practices ritual abuse killings of neighborhood cats inside of a pentagram in his basement.
- Some claim that Herman Cain murdered a man in New Orleans in a hushed up barfight episode
- Herman Cain often chuckles while reading the obituary section
- It's beginning to surface that Herman Cain once pulled Santa's beard as a child
- Those who know Cain best say that he spends all of his free time surfing Internet bestiality sites and chatting on 900 sex line numbers
- There's a story about Cain and an intern and a cigar (wait, that ones someone else)
- A campaign insider stated that Cain sometimes forgets to flush after tinkling
- A story about Cain beating his wife and children is going to break very shortly
- Herman Cain was caught jacking car stereos in Atlanta last week but it was hushed up.
Please add to this thread so that we can take this rascal down now and avoid the embarrassment of actually electing a true conservative to the White House!
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cain; slander
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To: mr_griz
Herman Cain shot J.R. He’s also rumored to have let the dogs out.
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posted on
11/02/2011 10:59:16 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I've tried to think like a liberal, but I can't get my head far enough up my behind...)
To: mr_griz
42
posted on
11/02/2011 11:00:37 AM PDT
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
To: BenKenobi
Would you please add me to the Herman Cain ping list too? Many thanks!
To: mr_griz; NoGrayZone
She’s a yankee in New York. They are just naturally rude ;)
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:04:19 AM PDT
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:06:48 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
46
posted on
11/02/2011 11:10:27 AM PDT
by
Made In The USA
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To: BenKenobi; mr_griz
"Shes a yankee in New York. They are just naturally rude ;):SO true. It's a natural survival instinct! And, I'm originally from the Bronx, so I'm really really rude, hahahaha!
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:12:17 AM PDT
by
NoGrayZone
(Stay involved..because stupid people are running America! - Herman Cain - Amen!!!)
To: mr_griz
There are allegations that he’s a Grand Kleagle in the KKK.
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:15:50 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: mr_griz
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:20:40 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: mr_griz
Why does this all remind me of some southern lady in the 1800’s saying that Black Man said something inappropriate to me! When the black man rebuffs her advances...
Complete with MSM Lynch mob.
50
posted on
11/02/2011 11:23:03 AM PDT
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: mr_griz
Well, I heard that Herman Cain is actually the Rev. Jeremiah Wright in drag. You know you never actually see the two together. Just sayin’....
To: magslinger
To: mr_griz
There was this rock with a racist comment at a place his father rented once.
Oh wait, that’s a dirty attack on Perry that Cain endorsed and approved of. You are looking for things against Cain.
Should we just stick to factual stuff, like that he was accused of sexual harrassment? Or that he once said he supports the Palistinian right of return?
Or do we have to make things up. Because I don’t like making things up.
True things:
- He has a plan to impose a 9% national sales tax on the internet.
- He once said he’d trade Gitmo-detained terrorists for an american hostage.
- He wants to roll social security into the general treasury fund.
- He once supported Palestinian right-of-return (but that was before he decided there might not even BE any palestinians).
- He thinks the president signs constitutional amendments
- He thinks the debt reduction supercommittee should pass his 9-9-9 plan.
- He wants “empowerment zones” to help “unemployed black americans”
- He believes you need tax incentives to keep businesses in places with “a lot of African Americans”
- He led Godfather’s from the 5th-largest pizza chain to the 11th-largest pizza chain.
- He once said to Bill Clinton: “I would first like to commend you for making health care a national priority”
- He once called for an electric fence on the border that would kill people, only to later say it was a joke, upsetting some supporters who were cheered that some candidate finally “got it”.
- After saying he wouldn’t put muslims in his cabinet, he now says he only meant muslims who have actually committed acts of violence.
- He also said he wouldn’t put “extremist” christians in his cabinet.
- He opposed killing terrorist american al-Awlaki without a trial.
- He supported Obama killing terrorist american al-Awlaki without a trial.
- He may have voted for Bill Clinton in 1992.
To: mr_griz
He's the guy that steals one of your socks while their in the dryer...
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posted on
11/02/2011 11:53:40 AM PDT
by
ex91B10
(We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; one box left.)
To: CharlesWayneCT
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
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posted on
11/02/2011 12:49:11 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: South40
Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedys Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.Later that fateful night Amelia Earhardt gave them a plane right out of the country while Jim Morrison sang.
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posted on
11/02/2011 1:52:21 PM PDT
by
Drill Thrawl
(The patient is too far gone to save.)
To: South40; rep-always
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posted on
11/03/2011 5:06:24 AM PDT
by
magslinger
(To properly protect your family you need a Bible, a twelve gauge and a pig.)
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