[freespirited]

I guess Tide is the new cocaine.

[MetaThought]

I guess I don’t really understand.

[REDWOOD99]

Can’t buy Tide with your EBT?

[samtheman]

Do nail salons use detergent as part of the manicure process?

(Just trying to “get” this.)

[Incorrigible]

Maybe it’s the old formula with phosphates?

[Hot Tabasco]

27 packages of Gillette Fusion razors,

A typical 8 pack of Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor blades goes for around $24 now....

[The Great RJ]

My bet is the thieves are Obama class warriors who see no problem taking from those who have to “spread the wealth around”.

[goldstategop]

When Tide is outlawed, only outlaws will have Tide.

[rockrr]

One Safeway store was losing about $15,000 per month in Tide alone.

Lemme see....

You're in the business of selling stuff, which means you have some sort of loss prevention program in place, and you're losing as much as some small businesses are currently grossing, and you haven't made the necessary changes to deal with it?

These guys are filling shopping carts before darting out of the store? And you're just standing there?!

Someone is in the wrong business.

[Forgotten Amendments]

Crisis! Save the homeland! We must pass laws! We are all too free! Get the Tide behind the counter and only sell it with ID and an iris scan. OMG, the children!!!

[Paladin2]

".....that man’s accomplice sold the Tide at a nail salon"

Will Tide straighten my nails? Remove the rust? Sharpen the point?

[Fightin Whitey]

>>>Prince George’s County<<<

Extra whiteners, perhaps?

[Ditter]

I guess these thieves are “taking in laundry” can't seem to come up with any other reason for this. If they can run out the door with jugs of laundry detergent it seems like that could just as easily run out the door with cases of beer or wine and have a bigger market.

[R_Kangel]

Just googled some alternative uses for Tide detergent ...... Apparently it is used to wash peoples hair to mask the use of certain drugs such as smoking pot .... to help pass a "Hair Follicle Drug Test."

Now it kinda makes sense!!! Surprised this wasn't addressed in the article.

[nuconvert]

Tide? Why not Cheer?

[dancusa]

Nothings cleans clothes or dishes anymore. The trisodium phosphates ingredient were taken away in 2009. The good intentions of liberals are paved to hell.

[Pollster1]

The suspects are described as: young black males with extremely bright whites in their fresh-smelling clothes.

[conservaterian]

Can’t be Libs doing this though. They don’t wash their clothes.

[CowboyJay]

Is this connected to some kind of money-laundering operation?

[Trick or Treat]

They’re obviously not selling the Tide at any of the occupy protests.

[Fresh Wind]

Sounds like something out of a soap opera.