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Emergency Alert System Fails. It’s only funny because there wasn’t an emergency.
Human Events ^ | 11-9-11 | John Hayward

Posted on 11/09/2011 2:42:15 PM PST by Driftwood1

Today was the first test of the new Emergency Alert System, which is a centrally controlled version of the Emergency Broadcast System whose tests have been annoying the hell out of people for the better part of fifty years. The idea is to give the President a way to alert the entire populace to a national emergency instantly, by seizing control of all TV and radio communications.

In the event of a nuclear war, large-scale civil unrest, a massive cyber-attack, or a zombie apocalypse, you’ll hear a headache-inducing tone, followed by emergency instructions. Unless we get attacked by an electromagnetic pulse weapon. Then you’ll be alerted to disaster by the collective howl of millions of enraged cell phone users. The EAS tone is less alarming.

The test was a… well, “failure” is such an ugly word. Let’s just say it was a “conditional success.”

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alertsystem; emergency; failure
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To: ml/nj
Last winter the sheriff's dept put out a call to all phones in the area about looking for a missing man that walked away from home in ask assistance in finding him...the man had Alzheimer's....don't know if he was ever found alive or not. It was a robo call to call the dept if you spotted the person..
41 posted on 11/09/2011 4:12:28 PM PST by goat granny
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To: Driftwood1
I thought it was a success.

Only Democrats got the emergency warning. Republicans got nothing.

-PJ

42 posted on 11/09/2011 4:15:16 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: Driftwood1
OK, folks, we thought $900 billion would do the job, but our 1987 used DOS computers couldn't handle it. So, we are going to dump those computers in the Marianas Trench (at a cost of $100 billion) and set up some used Windows 95 machines we got a great deal on. We should have it up and running in 5 years or so and it will only cost $2.5 trillion for the new technology.

We will also need new software since Microsoft is no longer supporting their WinEmergency Alert System software. We have contracted with 5 kids from a local high school hacker club for only $500 billion to write a brand new system for us. They tell us it will be called, "OMG, Duck Dudes!"

43 posted on 11/09/2011 4:19:11 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: ml/nj

I’d start screaming at the mayor, city council and of course ‘city manager’....seriously.


44 posted on 11/09/2011 4:20:22 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: Driftwood1

It did not work there I was nothing but gibberish.


45 posted on 11/09/2011 4:46:37 PM PST by jpsb
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To: jpsb
I was nothing but gibberish.

Actually it was one of Obama's speeches you heard.

46 posted on 11/09/2011 4:47:14 PM PST by dfwgator (I stand with Herman Cain.)
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To: Driftwood1

This is absolutely Obama’s fault. I was able to get my meatball sub this afternoon from the sub shop, so in the case that this was an actual emergency, I would have been well fed.


47 posted on 11/09/2011 4:53:08 PM PST by SamAdams76 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: PLMerite

Probably could have pressed the button at 3AM on a Saturday and got similar, less high-profile results.

Amateur hour these last three years.


48 posted on 11/09/2011 4:55:42 PM PST by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: corbe

What’s more important?
Air traffic control
Post office
Amtrak
Border patrol
....damn list gets long....


49 posted on 11/09/2011 5:05:35 PM PST by ptsal
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To: ml/nj

Haven’t they ever heard of crying wolf?


50 posted on 11/09/2011 5:33:10 PM PST by SovereignVA (The fate of good men who refuse to become involved in politics is to be ruled by evil men.)
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To: Allegra
There is no reason for Washington DC to to speak to individual citizens ever. The job belongs to each state.
Wow...I finally agree with you on something. ;-)
The reason for the EBS is to make broadcasting - and listening to broadcasts - sound important.

Everything else is eyewash.


51 posted on 11/09/2011 6:00:56 PM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (DRAFT PALIN)
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52 posted on 11/09/2011 6:02:13 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Driftwood1

fl


53 posted on 11/09/2011 6:02:57 PM PST by maine-iac7 (ALWAYS WATCH THE OTHER HAND)
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To: eXe

You’re not the only one...I was on IRC when it happened and a lot of ppl said the same thing.


54 posted on 11/09/2011 6:09:43 PM PST by Fire_on_High (Gohmert ROCKS!)
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To: mardi59; Paladin2; donna

>>> There is no reason for Washington DC to to speak to individual citizens ever.

I don’t think Obama will be calling individuals so you’re in the clear.

>>> At some point in time Odummy will take over everything and now he can let us all know at one time that he intends to be Dictator-N-Chief for life.

The DU’ers were saying the same thing in 2008 about Bush. In 1999 others were saying Bill Clinton would use Y2K to seize power and rule as “Dictator-N-Chief for life”. I don’t specifically recollect but I won’t be surprised if the clintonoids weren’t saying the same about GH Bush too.

Do you REALLY want to be just the latest cycle in the alternating series of nuts?


55 posted on 11/09/2011 8:53:03 PM PST by tlb
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To: tlb

I have no idea what point you are trying to make. Are you just trying to call me a nut? Whatever.

If an emergency of any kind happens, we don’t need Washington DC taking our valuable time talking about the big picture. We need the state to tell us were to go or to stay put. We need survival info and taking time for anything else will kill people.


56 posted on 11/09/2011 8:59:03 PM PST by donna (Americans now owe more on student loans than on credit cards.)
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To: dfwgator
If truly the SHTF, there’s nothing the government can do to stop it anyway, so what’s the point?

Well, the point may be that it's the government S that will HTF - and they want to be sure they can shut us down first?

57 posted on 11/09/2011 11:57:28 PM PST by maine-iac7 (ALWAYS WATCH THE OTHER HAND)
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To: tlb

Just because it hasn’t happened doesn’t mean it won’t. I’m sure the good folks of Venezuela have found Hugo to be a creeping creep and that some of them did envision such happening.


58 posted on 11/10/2011 5:46:07 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: tlb

Some people called hitler a harmless nut. I just bet you would have been one of them.


59 posted on 11/10/2011 7:55:52 AM PST by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: mardi59

Leaving aside Godwin’s Law, I’m talking more about Chicken Little then I am National Socialism. This makes the fourth president in a row I’ve been told was about to establish martial law and declare dictatorship or monarchy.

Like clockwork. Every administration it’s the same thing. Just the different fringe depending on which party is in the White House. The thing is it’s more entertaining coming from DU then it is to see it here.

And thinking about it, it wasn’t the clintonoids saying this about GH Bush. It was the Perot crowd. That was the first time I heard the FEMA camp story trotted out.


60 posted on 11/10/2011 8:17:57 AM PST by tlb
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