No man who looks like this catching a football would ever play ice hockey. This fabricated story is made of fail!
For the fairly brutal-looking picture, click this link to post #7.
Yikes.
Posted on 01/23/2012 12:01:33 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Jan 23, 2012 2:26pm Battered Sen. John Kerry Injured in Hockey Game, Honors Bruins at White House
Hockey is a rough sport; just ask Senator John Kerry, D-Mass.
The senator was attending a ceremony for his hometown hockey team, the Boston Bruins, at the White House today when he publicly debuted the remnants of his own hockey injury.
Kerry appeared to have two black eyes and a swollen nose. His senate office said the black and blue was caused by a nose injury during a hockey game the senator participated in recently.
“He’s totally fine,” Kerry spokeswoman Whitney Smith told ABC News, “Very ironically he busted his nose recently playing ice hockey, so the Bruins can certainly relate.”
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
Note to Kerry:
You need to get explicit agreement from the dominatrix in advance on the “safe word” to use.
“Palomino” only works in a Saturday Night Live sketch.
The nose doesn’t look broke to me, but the face might.
Ha!
No man who looks like this catching a football would ever play ice hockey. This fabricated story is made of fail!
For the fairly brutal-looking picture, click this link to post #7.
Yikes.
Didn’t they say Bubba Clinton had walked into a door when he had a shiner? Just as believable.
Ahh... the memories ROLF!
BUT, he looks a little less wrinkled as in the past “lurch” photos.
TS
might have been wearing a half shield and someone might have gotten a stick up on him.
it’s equally possible that Tereza put a beating on him...
Looks more like someone hit him with a Jack Daniels bottle??
He should be dishonorably discharged from hockey....he doesn’t grace the sport.
But, it is nice to see him get Englewood Jacked.
I went to a fight.....and a damned hockey game broke out.
My son (35) is playing in the US Pond Hockey Championships.
http://photos.twincities.com/2012/01/photos-us-pond-hockey-championships/15575/#8
He’s on the right next to Matt.
I know this will come as a great shock to everyone, but did you all know that he served in Vietnam?
I have a new favorite NHL player: Tim Thomas!!!
He told Obama to FO:
God Bless You, TT!!!
(maybe he wants to be Newt’s VP?)
Mitt Romney is like a Republican version of John Kerry. Of course, Romney has a more conventional private life (he didn’t marry into money) and Kerry is more firmly committed to liberal views.
You win.
Great comparison, CF!
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