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Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^
| February 3, 2012
| Barbara Hijek
Posted on 02/03/2012 10:14:57 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
Maureen Raymond, 49, was asked to perform a field sobriety test.
Instead, the Port St. Lucie woman gave deputies another type of performance — she began to dance and disrobe, according to an arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: blog; breasts; dui
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To: ConservativeStatement
Port St. Lucie. Isn’t that where the 911 call about McDonalds being out of McNuggets was from?
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:17:21 AM PST
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: gundog
To: ConservativeStatement
Soon, someone will say that this thread is worthless without pictures. Take a look at the mug shot. Methinks that will suffice.
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:24:54 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: ConservativeStatement
I “Supported” her until I saw the photo.
GUILTY!!!
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:25:50 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: ConservativeStatement
Those poor police officers!
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:26:47 AM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
To: ConservativeStatement
Wanna see more?
(Neither do I)
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:26:56 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
To: ConservativeStatement
Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
Them doggies hinder a lot of things.
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:29:18 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
To: Responsibility2nd
Those are rear sights, not breasts.
To: ConservativeStatement
Hey that reminds me, I just saw “Joyful Noise”, with Dolly Parton.
It sucked really, really bad, but the last 15 minutes were fun...
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:30:30 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
To: Lazamataz
Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance
I'd Hinder that.
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:30:41 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
To: Cicero
Not only guilty; this one risks the death penalty!
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:31:26 AM PST
by
traditional1
(Stay thirsty, my friends.)
To: Disambiguator
Huh. I always thought they were airbags.
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:31:46 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
To: Responsibility2nd
She probably looked OK at age 19. Now? Not so much.
To: ConservativeStatement
Rush harps on Port St. Lucie for something in this vein.
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:37:33 AM PST
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: Cicero
So, then, you're saying "TTWHBFWOP!" (This Thread Would Have Been FINE WithOut Pictures!)?
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:37:56 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% MORE sarcasm for no additional charge...)
To: ConservativeStatement
I wonder how many deputies showed up to offer assistance?
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posted on
02/03/2012 10:48:40 AM PST
by
ryderann
To: Responsibility2nd
Police were heard to remark: “Whoa!....keep your guns in their holsters, maam!”
To: Responsibility2nd
They sure do
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