Posted on 02/07/2012 8:30:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread)
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Rush returns . . .
Any Occupy Rush Thread Stasi out there?
LOL. The name gets better and better daily.
Can’t tell you. It’s a secret. HA!
I’ve got my decoder ring and am not afraid to use it!
COAC week. Wish I could go but just too $ for me. Great lineup of speakers.
LOL!!!
Unions are planning an Occupy at CPAC.
yhello yhello yhello
Opps, CEPAC
the CPAC event opens the door to speakers spreadin out either followin campaigns or leadin em......most of the speakers speeches have been re written like 3 times already.
also of note.....a moneybomb for Newt is bein organized as I type
I hope the Sodomites stay home.
Wonder how many times he’ll mention the “nose picking” at the Super Bowl ?
they won’t............this however is the Tea Party launch I have been alludin to for a weekish....
oh and I love The Voice........
Rush was at the Super Bowl..He sat behind and to Mr Kraft’s left in the sky box
I saw that on some MSM site but didn’t watch the video.
With Colorado’s primary moved up to tonight, I’ll be attending my local caucus for the first time (one of those things I always wanted to do but couldn’t while I was working). Though Romney is saturating the airwaves and social media, I’ve read that Santorum is running second here in the polls, ahead of Newt.
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