Posted on 02/10/2012 8:30:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Do what you think is right is my advice, even with the committed Ron Paul supporters I know I tell them exactly how and why Newt is the best choice candidate I can make, and that excise tax is just a clue of poorly thought out the Ron Paul financing of the government is, can get them thinking something ain’t right there. Although an excise tax could work, I don’t see where Ron Paul has explained his implementation.
These are serious matters!
I believe in bacon and I love fish Fridays!
National laws should be passed! /s
Why is this sort of stuff projected to the forefront of national elections?
These are serious matters!
I believe in bacon and I love fish Fridays!
National laws should be passed! /s
Why is this sort of stuff projected to the forefront of national elections?
Why the hell do I have to pay for people’s birth control?? Why is this related to women’s HEALTH? Intercourse is a friggin SPORT for pleasure...not a necessity!! Why do I have to pay for someones’ pleasure sports??
Yes, understand paying for all of this FREE stuff is stealing job opportunities too.
Just like dealing with legitimate criticism, make a joke about it and have a good laugh with the media, and it is no longer to be brought up as a topic of discussion again.
I thought I stepped in a big turd today saying that one of the black bosses votes contrary to what he believes.
I was making the case that his head is conservative and his heart is liberal
He took a quiz last election that asked how you feel about various matters and it concluded that he was most in line with Fred Thompson, Who was the fellow that I backed.
Well he voted Obama and things have been tense these past 3 years
Anyhow.. I was saying this this morning and he was 15 feet behind my back.
The fellow I was speaking to gave me the look and looked at the guy behind me to let me know I was in serious water.
I turned to see the fellow that would be pissed off for me speaking truth, then I continued the conversation and said I am speaking about the truth ad I would do so to his face.
Obama has not united us at all. To the contrary, he has divided us.
I probably shouldn’t find that as funny as I do. lol.
What Rush is saying about being dependent is so true.
I was on unemployment for like 2 weeks as a 20 year old and came to the same conclusion as Rush.
“I dont want this”
I collected 1 check and said “I don’t want this”
Fish Fridays? I love fish everyday!
I had fish on Monday!
Yep, grocery store made a $8 overcharge on my cucumbers last night, charged me for broccoli instead, and when I bring back the receipt I am going to explain that I would normally have let this slide, but in the event of Obama getting reelected I am going to have to be financially prepared for the economic paralysis that will follow, to whoever waits on me, no madder who is in line. Good thing it is still a private sector grocery store...
Not to be a smarta$$, but have to wonder out loud exactly how long any species would last if intercourse was unpleasant....
You do have a point; although. . . .you would think eventually the males of the Black Widow breed of spider would hear the rumors of what occurs post-intercourse.
I’ve found that is true with the liberals I work with. For the most part, when you really grill them on issues, their views fall more in line with conservative candidates, yet the voted for Obama and plan to vote for him again. There’s a real disconnect.
No it wasn’t...lol
emotional voters
logic and intellect don’t enter into their vote
The problem with Obamas compassion is that it makes for a country of dependents.
If you can live as well as your neighbor without working you get complacent and when society gets complacent they don’t work and the entire society WILL collapse.
There is no incentive to strive or achieve.
This is the fundamental flaw of the liberal attitude.
It is doomed in itself.
Conversely an argument could be made about the hamster wheel nature of Capitalism or the “rat race”, but by golly it works.
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