News Anchor Bitten by Dog Received 70 Stitches, Mouth Stitched Shut; MSM Gathers Hope For The Future

ABC News ^ | February 14, 2012 | Christina Ng

[lbryce]

The Colorado news anchor bitten by a rescued dog live on air posted on her Facebook page that she received 70 stitches on her face and is unable to speak because her mouth is stitched shut.

Kyle Dyer, a veteran morning news anchor for NBC News’ Denver affiliate KUSA, was reporting on an uplifting story of a dog rescued from a frozen reservoir when the dog bit her on the lip Feb. 8.

[lbryce]

Hold that 11 PM new story! That the MSM is extincter than an old school mimeograph machine is already forgotten news but it still may draw life a bit longer than expected with this new wave(by MSM Gutenberg standards) news reporting format that has those news stations still on the air all abuzz with talks of a new concept in news reporting, "the future".

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[null and void]

A pit bull? That was... unexpected...

[The KG9 Kid]

"... she received 70 stitches on her face and is unable to speak because her mouth is stitched shut."

"Sgmfbody killfh thaghf mugtherfrgnth dugh! ... Cangh yough heargh wugh I'mghm sayhignh?!"

[WesternPacific]

85-pound Argentine Mastiff

[jocon307]

File under: wait, my job doesn’t stink that much

Best wishes for a quick recovery to the injured news-gal!

[Carthego delenda est]

“unable to speak”

mhffh phthhht Phuk U Obama quift wham zwap...

[Zakeet]

A bit of advice to the Newser: Next time, lay off the garlic and don't try to kiss stray dogs.

[bigbob]

Damn. Hope she recovers OK.

[old school]

Why on earth would anyone kiss a dog? They sniff butts and lick themselves don’t they?

[dalereed]

“Facebook page that she received 70 stitches on her face and is unable to speak because her mouth is stitched shut. “

With luck it's perminate!

[goat granny]

whats scary is I can read and understand what your saying...and chuckled...

[null and void]

Correction noted. Thanks.

[Revolting cat!]

They sniff butts and lick themselves don’t they?

Don't we all?

[davisfh]

"Why on earth would anyone kiss a dog? They sniff butts and lick themselves don’t they?"

I've heard that we have humans(??) who do similar things.

[Steve Newton]

LOL

I wish

[HiTech RedNeck]

ungrateful cur

(unless it was being pressed for comments and really didn’t feel like it at the time)

[Carthego delenda est]

I’ll introduce you to an ex-girlfriend of mine who thought such was sensible if you’d like...

[Puckster]

Because that is what Dear Leader would have us do.

The Beast Master.

[DemforBush]

I hope the lady makes a full recovery. She didn’t use her head when dealing with the dog, to be sure. But it is unfortunate that things turned out the way they did.