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Zombies back Romney
Weekly World News ^ | February 23, 2012 | Frank Lake

Posted on 02/24/2012 10:46:03 AM PST by EveningStar

Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: romney; santorum; weeklyworldnews; wwn; zombies

1 posted on 02/24/2012 10:46:07 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 02/24/2012 10:47:00 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I call B.S., even Zombies aren’t that dumb.


3 posted on 02/24/2012 10:51:50 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: EveningStar

Stay on point. We need to stop bashing our prospective candidates and focus on 0bama. Gingrich, Romney or Santorum suits me just fine over 0bama. I prefer Newt but will stand behind the final nominee 110%.


4 posted on 02/24/2012 10:51:50 AM PST by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: EveningStar

Living Dead Dunking next?


5 posted on 02/24/2012 10:52:04 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: EveningStar
Who's backing Santorum?


6 posted on 02/24/2012 10:52:04 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: EveningStar

The article is funny though.


7 posted on 02/24/2012 10:54:24 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: EveningStar

“Luckily, Romney found sympathetic ears at a gathering of Zombies in Michigan. ”Mitt seems like he’s one of us already,” said Zombie spokesmen, Len Blathman (dead 100 years). ”Mitt feels like a Zombie, talks like a Zombie and he often walks like a Zombie, so we are throwing our support behind him.”

In response, a Romney representative asserted that Mitt was not just a Zombie but was severely Zombie.


8 posted on 02/24/2012 10:56:02 AM PST by tumblindice (He walks, he talks, he crawls on his belly like a reptile--The Fake American President)
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To: EveningStar

9 posted on 02/24/2012 10:57:17 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
In addition to Romneycare, Romney was also pushing cap and trade in MA

Romney consulted with radical John Holdren on a cap and trade program for MA.

:....In the development of greenhouse gas policy, Romney Administration officials have elicited input from environmental and economic policy experts. These include John Holden [sic], professor of environmental policy at Harvard University and chair of the National Commission on Energy Policy...

Holdren has written about eugenics and advocates for a A "Planetary Regime" to control the global economy and dictate by force the number of children allowed to be born

10 posted on 02/24/2012 11:14:51 AM PST by opentalk
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To: opentalk
working link
-Romney consulted with John Holdren for cap and trade policy in MA
11 posted on 02/24/2012 11:20:44 AM PST by opentalk
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

Romney is a liberal and a loathsome individual, and I will never back him. That’s the point I’ll stay on.


12 posted on 02/24/2012 12:15:38 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: EveningStar

I’m confused by this.

I thought Romney would get the alien support since they are largely deceased Mormons.

Also, the zombies I have known have been largely Paul supporters.


13 posted on 02/24/2012 1:21:50 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (May Mitt Romney be the Paul Tsongas of 2012.)
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To: EveningStar
When asked if he thought it was a bad idea to associate with beings that eat brains, kill people and turn them into Zombies, Romney responded,”well, that’s basically what the Obama Administration has been doing to Americans the last three years. They have eaten our brains.”

If Romney had really said that, I might have reconsidered him
14 posted on 02/24/2012 1:23:15 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (May Mitt Romney be the Paul Tsongas of 2012.)
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

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15 posted on 02/24/2012 2:37:35 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Romney is definitely not a conservative’s choice but at the end of the day I do think he’ll get America’s private sector engine started, although it’s been intentionally disabled for the past 3 years.


16 posted on 02/24/2012 3:04:37 PM PST by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: martin_fierro

17 posted on 02/24/2012 4:52:30 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Politics is fake. I think it's owned by Vince Mcmahon)
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

Why do you think that? FR has plenty of information about the harm Romney did to the Massachusetts economy. When he left office, it was 47 out of 50 in job creation, and we all know the effect Romneycare had.

Newt will do a much better job.


18 posted on 02/24/2012 5:28:43 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
This is good news for Romney.

Zombies -- who we really should refer to as Walking-Undead-Americans if we wish not to sound like Neanderthals -- are very popular now. If Mitt has the zombie vote, Obama is toast as they were by far his largest constituency.

19 posted on 02/24/2012 5:34:56 PM PST by Tribune7 (GAS WAS $1.85 per gallon on the day Obama was Inaugurated! - - freeper Gaffer)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Newt is my first choice and always has been. I’m just saying that FReepers who say “I’ll never vote for” certain Republican nominees might as well register as Democrats and work for “Team Obama”.


20 posted on 02/24/2012 6:35:02 PM PST by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: DannyTN
I call B.S., even Zombies aren’t that dumb.

Oh Yeah??

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21 posted on 02/24/2012 6:38:22 PM PST by greyfoxx39 (Don't call us bigots! "Bigotry" is 98% of mormons in NV voting for Mitt Romney.)
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

This thread is tongue in cheek. :)


22 posted on 02/24/2012 8:30:50 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

I don’t see much difference between the two. It’s like this: I’ve swallowed hard and voted for some pretty lousy Republican candidates in the past. Now they’re trying to shove a liberal-—not moderate, LIBERAL-—abortion lover, cult member, and sodomite panderer down my throat. Not to mention he’s a loathsome, vicious, underhanded, puffed-up phony. I’m done. As a Christian, I simply cannot, and will not support THAT. My principles will only stretch so far.

If I cast a vote for Romney, I might as well give up and start voting for leftwing Democrats-—it’s the same thing. I’m doing my part to try and keep him away from the nomination, but if it happens, I will not accept blame for refusing to participate in the shame.


23 posted on 02/24/2012 8:41:21 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: greyfoxx39

Okay, but Paul is weird even for a zombie.


24 posted on 02/24/2012 9:50:51 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: CatherineofAragon

I agree about Newt. I’m with you on that one. At the end of the day it’s about the lesser of two evils, I’m afraid. I think some FReepers go a bit too far in equating Romney with 0bama. At least Romney UNDERSTANDS the business model and would REALLY repair some of 0bama’s damage to the private sector.


25 posted on 02/26/2012 7:44:46 PM PST by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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