Skip to comments.
Frozen falling faeces flummox Germans
The Local ^
| February 21, 2012
Posted on 02/25/2012 5:31:11 AM PST by billorites
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-34 last
To: billorites
21
posted on
02/25/2012 8:55:37 AM PST
by
Manic_Episode
(Politics is fake. I think it's owned by Vince Mcmahon)
To: billorites
Those aircraft toilets must have used the design of old European train restrooms: you pooped directly on the tracks. There was a sign warning you not to do it while in the station.
To: DeFault User
Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station. I love you.
We encourage constipation
While the train is in the station.
Moonlight always makes me think of you.
23
posted on
02/25/2012 9:52:22 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: SubMareener
Charles Forte speculated that this was waste dumps from passing space craft. ;-)Or finished experiments: There were cases of large chunks of flesh, believed to be beef (hopefully) that fell in the UK in times past.
On a similar note, there's been frogs, fish etc. dropping in various places, always attributed to "tornadoes sucking up them up and depositing them elsewhere". Funny thing, they were pretty selective tornadoes as no other associated items like lily pads or other solid debris would come down. Hmmm. :-)
24
posted on
02/25/2012 10:08:45 AM PST
by
Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Hans! You viz shtop eating der sauerkraut, SCHNELL!"
25
posted on
02/25/2012 11:23:29 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: billorites
Muslim and Arab airlines dropping their crap on the way back to their crap countries.
26
posted on
02/25/2012 11:28:40 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: billorites; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
In Rodersdorf, Saxony two weekends ago, an 81 year-old pensioner heard something hitting his roof. Upon further investigation he found 20-centimetre frozen balls in his garden that stank terribly.Barney Frank has issued a statement saying he'd like them back.
27
posted on
02/25/2012 11:51:33 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(If Obama brings troops home from Japan and Germany he can claim he won WWII finally as well as Iraq.)
To: Manic_Episode
Another candid photo of Mister Morningwood.
28
posted on
02/25/2012 7:01:28 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(FReep this FReepathon!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ...
29
posted on
02/25/2012 7:01:46 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(FReep this FReepathon!)
To: Oatka; SubMareener
/bingo, and bravo for bringing CF into this one!
30
posted on
02/25/2012 7:02:40 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(FReep this FReepathon!)
To: Bushbacker1
Frozen Falling Faeces Flummox Fritz!
To: martin_fierro; Perdogg; decimon
a 1.5-kilo chunk of urine
Wow, that's almost a mile.
32
posted on
02/25/2012 7:04:36 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(FReep this FReepathon!)
"I was relaxing in our living room. Suddenly there was a huge bang," 59-year-old Erika Keil told Bild.
Wait, I thought the headline said 'feces'...
33
posted on
02/25/2012 7:06:10 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(FReep this FReepathon!)
To: billorites
That might make for a great marching “jodee!”
“Frozen Feces from the sky...”
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-34 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson