Posted on 03/13/2012 8:11:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
YUM!
Nothing quenches a thirst like blueberry muffin batter!
A Freeper in Puerto Rico sent me the following message today. (The Puerto Rican Republican Primary is on Sunday, March 18th):
“The local GOP announced the Santorum & Romney visits to Puerto Rico today.
Rick Santorum arrives on Friday and will be hitting the Evangelical churches. It seems like he got the Evangelical vote locked up as Jorge Raschke has endorsed him. [My note: Raschke is a very popular Puerto Rican televangelist].
Newt Gingrich is not coming down. He’s sending his daughter.
Mitt Romney’s wife arrives on Thursday and Romney on Friday. They plan to stay until Sunday. I’ll bet he will want to give his victory speech from here. Everybody thinks he’s a shoe-in, including his people down here.
Ron Paul is not coming down, but he’s the first to place ads on local radio.”
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Methinks you give 0bama too much credit.
The Teleprompter In Chief told me so.
Did you hear about Alan Grayson’s fender bender?
When did you respect him ?
Is Santorum green, Newt red and Mittens blue?
ROFLMAO
That’s like claiming there’s a level lower than whale poop.
......well, okay.
Yes.
When he was my Lieutenant Governor?
But that’s what I get for living in Merryland.
Santorum just got two votes in Alabama.
: )
Add that to the vote by the Governor.
And I’m not real trusting of our current governor. He got this one right. IRC, I did vote for him, but I’m not enthusiastic.
Rush was talking about unemployment and economy. The alleged 8.3% unemployment rate is said to be a result of job increases in the service sector.
From Wikipedia:Examples of service sector employment include: Government; Healthcare/hospitals; Public health; Waste disposal; Education; Banking; Insurance; Financial services
So, to me that means that the job growth is probably due to increased government regulation, which isn’t growth at all, but rather a drag on the economy.
Ah yes, another installment on family night of Leave it to Beaver.
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