[Para-Ord.45]

Darnit.

Have to retire the joke now:

Bartender: “ We don`t serve ur kind in here.”

A Neutrino walks into a bar.

[the invisib1e hand]

I, for one, am relieved.

[U-238]

Ping

[rod1]

Not cool. I was looking forward to being pre-Obama.

[USNBandit]

[wvguy]

[freedumb2003]

Almost the life of a nutreno...

I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father’s wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother.
Of the widow’s grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Oh I’m my own grandpaw.
I’m my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I’m my own grandpaw.
I’m my own grandpaw.
I’m my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I’m my own grandpaw.

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[muir_redwoods]

I’m pretty much always going to side with Einstein on these questions.

[Venturer]

So what did we learn and how much did it cost?

[VeniVidiVici]

“On another note, Global Warming kicked into high-gear today ...”

[mikrofon]

[gandalftb]

Speaking of neutrinos, someday we may be able to use them to communicate with our subs:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46748654/ns/technology_and_science-science/#.T2ioOcXCksc

[gandalftb]

The ignorant media grabbed at this useless but sensational story without a clue that experimental results have to be repeatable.

In this case, further testing showed otherwise, that it was a measurement problem.

The neutrinos were generated by a particle beam traveling just less than the speed of light, with neutrinos being stripped off by a magnetic field.

Any child throwing a piece of gum out of a car window knows that the gum can never go faster than the car.