2 US men arrested on gay cruise in Caribbean (illegal in Dominica)

SF Gate ^ | 3/21/12 | CARLISLE JNO BAPTISTE

[Libloather]

2 US men arrested on gay cruise in Caribbean
By CARLISLE JNO BAPTISTE, Associated Press
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

ROSEAU, Dominica (AP) - Two California men on a gay cruise of the Caribbean were arrested Wednesday in Dominica, where sex between two men is illegal.

Police Constable John George said police boarded the cruise ship and arrested the two men on suspicion of indecent exposure and "buggery," a term equivalent to sodomy on the island. He identified the men as John Robert Hart, 41, and Dennis Jay Mayer, 43, but did not provide their hometowns.

George said the men were seen having sex on the Celebrity Summit cruise ship by someone on the dock.

[Libloather]

So, you go on a cruise to a place where whatever you do is... Oh, nevermind.

[twister881]

Aaargh, buggery on the high seas, er...tied up at pier!

[the invisib1e hand]

wow. so there is one sane place on the globe.

[dfwgator]

Captain Ned: "Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?"

Miles Cowperthwaite V/O: "If there were any doubts as to Captain Ned's severity, they were quickly dispelled that very afternoon, when a scuffle broke out on deck."

[ Spunk approaches a Sailor tanning ]

First Mate Spunk: That's my tanning spot! you! You're in my spot! That's my spot!

Sailor #1: You are daft! I've been here all morning. Now, run along, you are blocking my sun.

First Mate Spunk: Don't you give me any back-sass, you tan tease!

[ fight breaks out; Captain Ned intervenes ]

Captain Ned: Is this how men act on a man's ship? Where is your manliness? Fighting on deck is a serious breach on my articles of strict discipline! I'm afraid the guilty party is in for a very severe punishment!

Sailor #1: Captain.. I did indeed take Mr. Spunk's spot. I'm ready to accept my punishment..

First Mate Spunk: Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don't put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish.

Sailor #2: [ entering ] Captain, I encouraged this fight - punish me! Make me wear nipple-pinching clothespins, sir!

Sailor #3: [ entering ] Me, Captain! Punish me!

Captain Ned: Stop! I've heard enough! Your manly admission of guilt is most manful. However, as your Captain, it is I who must bear the full masculine responsibility! And therefore, I will be punished. Spunk! Take me alone! I want a boiling oil rub..

[traditional1]

"Aaargh, buggery on the high seas, er...tied up at pier!"

[cripplecreek]

Soon I will be a cabin man.

[twister881]

Yes, manly men doing men’s work in a manly manner aboard...the Raging Queen!

[IronJack]

"You stand accused of buggery on the 'igh seas. 'Ow do you plead?"

"Not guilthy ..."

"Nonsense! Ensign, 20 lashes with the cat o'nine tails."

"Tear my shirt! Oh, how cliche!"

[Slings and Arrows]

“Men”
—Martin Mull

Umm, Captain Klumpz....
Yes, Malarkey?
The men haven’t eaten in days, sir.
Yes Malarkey.
Captain, I don’t think you fully understand. I said the men have not eaten in days now.
I heard you, Malarkey, thank you.
Captain, you’ve gone quite mad. I’m telling you for the last time, the men have not eaten in days!
Well, force them! You’ve plenty of men, haven’t you?
Plenty, sir.
Plenty of what, sir?
Men, sir!
What?!
Men!
What?!
Men! Men! MEN! Men!

Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea-o,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when, but it’s great to be with men
It’s great to be with men

‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care-o,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o,
(Clog the drain with hair-o)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
So batten down the ladies room; there’s no one here but men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

There’s men above, there’s men below, there’s men down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike And Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally
(And one guy we call Sally)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
You’ll never have to lift the seat; there’s no one here but men
Men, Men, Men, Men
Men, Men, Men, Men

We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other kissies
(And blow each other kissies)

Men, men, men.
It’s a ship all filled with men.
So throw your rubbers overboard; there’s no one here but men
Ahhhhhhhhh, Mennnnn.

[bunkerhill7]

Hard right rudder!
Hard right rudder!
All engines ahead flank - Now!

[liberalh8ter]

Dominica is suddenly looking like a great retirement option.

[cripplecreek]

I'm a lumberjack, will I be allowed to board?

[combat_boots]

That last pic is just WRONG!

Seriesly, it makes me ill.

[cripplecreek]

We’ve run aground again and again and again and again...

[PzLdr]

What was the ship, the “Raging Queen”?

[Revolting cat!]

Them Dominicans ain't very gay, are they?

[Oztrich Boy]

Yes it's buggery on the high seas and sodomy on the island.

I will never get the hang of all these legalise distinctions.

[cripplecreek]

Somebody’s gonna get keel hauled.

[twister881]

Is that lumberjack Milf Romney, herself?

[RightGeek]

Gives new meaning to the line, “Get a room!”