Posted on 04/02/2012 10:45:24 AM PDT by servo1969
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RUSH: This is the first broadcast week in April. Let's go back a month. The month of March in the United States opened with the left convinced that they were finally going to drive me off the air once and for all. By the end of the month I'm still on the air with a higher audience, seven new advertisers to replace the five -- actually, less than five, that abandoned us and hurt themselves. And in that month Al Gore as fired Keith Olbermann, thrown him off the air and replaced him with Client No. 9. Eliot Spitzer's taking over for Olbermann and his 56 viewers. (interruption) How does who do what? It's an audience of 56 people. What do you mean, how does Spitzer do it? How does Olbermann keep getting hired? That's the question.
If Olbermann were anything other than an insane lunatic leftist, which is a resume enhancement, he wouldn't get hired. So Algore, Nobel Peace Prize winner the year I was nominated: Olbermann's out. Some of the stories that are out, Olbermann refused to let his limousine drivers talk to him. They're beneath him. It's hilarious. Wouldn't show up for work. Missed 19 out of 41 days because he said the lights would go off. The technical requirements were not met. It was a network on the cheap and he's gonna sue 'em.
Anyway, the month of March starts and they think they got me, and what happens is that Olbermann's gone and Client No. 9 is in his place at Algore's network. And, by the way, Eliot Spitzer, great defender of women's rights. Great, great defender of women's rights, Client No. 9, Eliot Spitzer. Not exactly how they thought it was gonna turn out.
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At least Spitzer had better taste in whores and spent his own money. If I was a lunatic leftist, I'd definitely find him more entertaining than Keith O.
Ever since Olberman was fired I’ve been wondering how vile and disgusting a human being has to be to offend the monumentally offensive Al Gore.
In like a Lion, out like a Lamb!
Olbermann has a screw loose.
This stinks- Keith O.
Olbermann has a screw loose.
Al Gore and Keith Olberman are in a lifeboat stranded at sea somewhere along the equator. It’s very hot....Finally, they come across another stranded life boat adrift in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. That tiny life raft contains Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Watters. Between the two lifeboats, there is no food, no water and one oar between them all. Maxine Watters has the only flare gun....
Someone should write a book.... a choose your own adventure thingy.
Olbermann’s psycho and his career is over. He’s finally hit bottom.
He’ll end up hosting some gay puppet show produced in the basement of a house in Tarzana, California.
The sort of people who watch Current will like Spitzer. They already buy into the conspiracy theory that he was the one guy capable of bringing down the Eeeeeeevil Grrrrrreeeedy Wall Street Oligarchy, until they hatched their sinister plot to kidnap him and lock him in a room with all those hookers.
Maxine Watters has the only flare gun...
As the two boats near each other, Maxine feels a rush of excitement in her loins . . . Keith or Algore . . . whom will she choose to smother in her peak of sexless frenzy.
Nancy Pelosi senses what’s going on and yells to Algore, “Hey, Al baby, guess what I need!” As she stands up suddenly in the drifting boat, her dress snags, pulls on her upper body, and her face shatters.
Both men become alarmed . . . and try to paddle away, but since the oceans have become deeper and higher, because of global wa............
Why would they need a flare gun? They’re all flaming A@@holes.
...Lol... now were getting it.
The real shame? Olberman was damn funny at ESPN.
There's no doubt that such propaganda gave the enemy aid and comfort, and led them to believe that our side would eventually be demoralized. IMO, the blood of thousands of US troops is on Olbermann's hands because his propaganda helped embolden the enemy.
If they move the time slots around a bit it could be;
NUMBER 9 AT 9
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