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To: Shethink13

Unbelievable. You would think this would be obvious (the point you make) but no. I expect libs to fall for this crap, but not Freepers. I was wrong about that...there are a lot of them who can’t see the obvious.

Just like the dummies on here who are saying strings were pulled for Zimmerman because his father was a magistrate or some crap like that. I can just see the conversation now:

DETECTIVE: “Hey, this guy we took into custody for the shooting, his name is Zimmerman. He says his dad is a former magistrate.”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: “Really? Zimmerman, you say?”

DETECTIVE: “Yeah.”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: (Speaking to others) “Hey. Anyone here know this Zimmerman guy or his dad?”

ASSISTANT DA 1: “No.”

ASSISTANT DA 2: “Umm...no.”

ASSISTANT DA 3: “Who?”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: “Well, we gotta find out who this guy is. You, do a Google search on him. YOU, find out if he is important. We have to find out if this Zimmerman guy is one of ours...”

ASSISTANT DA 2: “What do we do if he is “one of ours”?”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: “What, is this day one of your new job, or what? If he is “one of ours”, we can’t risk having him go down for this. Get the investigators on the case to scrub their story and make it more palatable so it won’t look like we are letting one of our buddies off. Talk to the EMTs, get their medical reports, and have them re-written.”

ASSISTANT DA 3: “Ummm, sir...the people there are saying guy is a no-count SOB who is reputed to be a rent-a-cop wannabe, pushing his agenda all over the condo association there...they say he shows up at meetings with a rottweiler and a gun! And there are witnesses all over...”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: “DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF AROUND HERE? I DON’T WANT ANY CHARGES FILED AGAINST THIS ZIMBERLAND GUY!”

ASSISTANT DA 1: “Sir, his name is ‘Zimmerman’, not ‘Zimberland’ and his dad is a famous magistrate up in Fairfax, Virginia. He is very well connected with the DC crowd.”

DISTRICT ATTORNEY: “See? What did I tell you. Come on, folks. The night is getting long. Get this thing scrubbed so we can release this guy.”


20 posted on 04/02/2012 9:38:59 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: rlmorel

... being overrun by Mobys ...


21 posted on 04/02/2012 10:15:15 PM PDT by _Jim (Conspiracy theories are the favorite tools of the weak-minded.)
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