The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, April 3, 2012 (UK V-Day)

The EiB Network ^ | 04/03/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Eagle of Liberty]

Congrats to your wildcats!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I’m streaming 24/7 on Mrs S’s old iPad. Might as well, either that or use it for a paper weight.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I've taken to reading an adjacent county's police log for entertainment (I need to get a life . . . ). The local paper likes to delve into these stories in great detail.

Anyway, my favorite story from today's edition. I think you can file it under "strange things that happen in the bathroom":

Self-inflicted wound: Charles Haddix, 43, of 23 Scenic Drive, was taken to a Pittsburgh hospital Friday after North Franklin police said he accidentally shot himself in the hand.

Haddix told police he was sitting on the toilet, removing the handgun from the holster when it went off, hitting him in the left hand. The bullet went through his hand, through a wall and then hit an embankment across the street, police said.

His brother, Sebastian Haddix, told police he heard a loud bang and then heard his brother swearing.

Charles Haddix was taken to Washington Hospital and then transferred to UPMC-Presbyterian hospital. He was released after undergoing surgery on his hand.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Shoot or get off the pot.

Hahahaha!!!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL! Looks like he did both.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I’m sure alcohol was involved.

[advertising guy]

lmao

[Son House]

Rush should keep his secret, if the media finds out they just have to tell the truth, they could make him irrelevant...

[Biggirl]

Good afternoon, megaCONGRATSToKYWildcatsNCAAmenscollegeb-ballchampionsfor2012dittos from Biggirl PINGS!!!!:)=^..^=

[gov_bean_ counter]

It does. LOL!!!

[gov_bean_ counter]

According to Freeper reports, Sarah Palin told the Today folks that if Oprah wants her network to be successful she should produce conservative shows.

Truth hurts sometimes, eh?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Good afternoon n’@ everyone!

Congrats IMPR on the Kentucky win:)

Now I am impressed. Rush went there (again) the mentioning of the transcripts! Well done.

Can anyone riddle me this? What happens IF IT IS CONFIRMED that Kagen or the Wise Latina snitched (keeping it real!) to Barry? Any repercussions on that?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

That’s disgusting.

Guess who just filed a letter of intent to run as a delegate to the national convention.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

if the media finds out they just have to tell the truth, they could make him irrelevant...

Scant risk of that happening.

Didn't you know "If you see it in The [****], it must be true"?

I'm certain that those words (or something similar) are carved into the door jambs of every J-School.

The "truth" is quite simply whatever they decide it is at the moment.

Right straight out of "Through The Looking Glass", and each and every one's a Queen of Hearts.

[Clint N. Suhks]

You?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Yes. I don’t think I’ve got much of a chance, but I was encouraged by a couple of local clubs. so . . .

[PennsylvaniaMom]

RWI, you’ll laugh at this!

So my breaking news alert from WTAE went off. Accident? Fire? Nope....

(breathless!!!!) the NFL has released the uniforms!!!!!!!

[advertising guy]

I’m listenin to el Rushbo from a Dallas Ft Worth station and keep gettin weather updates......golf ball size hail and hook clouds everywhere

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did you declare a candidate?

Mrs S is an election judge, won’t see her till around midnight. Now she’s
talking about being a delegate too next election. You lawyers and your sense
of civil duties ;o)

[MagUSNRET]

Last night on TGO’s program, he stated that if, in fact any of the judges leaked/called the idiot in chief....that judge should be impeached. (Figure the odds that happens if the leaker was any of the liberals!!)