Posted on 04/03/2012 8:14:51 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Gosh, I wish Rush wouldn’t play so many Barry soundbites.
I just can’t stand listening to his demagoguery.
Maybe - I’m not fresh on this “insider” business. lol. I don’t know much about it.
no one here mentioned this yet but POS Jay Leno had Betty White as his guest last nite and revealed Betty is now 90 years old.....well cut to Obama congratulatin her and added he did not believe she was in fact, 90.
the Barry demanded her long form birth certificate.....
that boy is scared to death
Thanks. I’m just looking at this as a learning experience for the future. Our District is relatively rural and I seriously doubt anyone from my country will be there outside of me, so I’m already down that much. But I’ll do what I can; and will at least be experienced next time.
Looks like I got bad information. :) Thank God. I hate it when the Doctor is out.
Looks like I got bad information. :) Thank God. I hate it when the Doctor is out.
I can’t stand the stammering and stuttering and the pauses.
IM not certain “that boy is scared” so much as he is daring anyone to question him...he has his thugs standing by, in case we need “re-educating”
He is not stupid...he is DANGEROUS!
Interesting! I don’t know dick about Merryland voting rules except how to use their Diebold voting machines. Mrs S doesn’t remember ever seeing the candidate by the delegate’s name or back up delegates either. Must be new rules, you know how Libtards like new rules.
The voting rules for YOUR CONVENTION to elect delegates, is written by YOUR LOCAL ELECTED GOP OFFICIALS...Not Libtards (although many in the GOp ARE libtards, I will grant you that ;-) LOL
Alternate delegates go to the convention, in case the elected delegates do not show up and BELIEVE ME that happens more often than not! After the credentials report is read...any unfilled seats your area has from “Elected delegates” not being there...those seats can then be filled by your alternate delegates, thus insuring you have the optimum number voting for your area. (clear as mud? ;-)
We have ‘elected GOP Officials’? Who dat? I don’t remember voting for a GOP official ever. We have a county GOP headquarters, do they work there or something?
Signed
One Dumb Voter
Chris Plante on Fox
I'm sure that the WH and (maybe) DNC are getting far more accurate polls than are being released by the msm........
This is making a lie of the Frog In Water yarn that's been promoted.
The fools put the kettle on the fire and popped on the lid okay, but completely forgot to check that there wasn't anything but frogs in the water.
Did you ever try to boil even an otherwise good-humored Sheepdog? Real fast way to get bit.
My boy Chris Plante on Megyn’s show not moping the floor with a Libtard.
that’s “now” and “mopping”
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