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Heist jeweler: Hooker ‘screwed’ me
New York Post ^
| April 18, 2012
| JAMIE SCHRAM & LARRY CELONA
Posted on 04/18/2012 2:33:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Hapless gem trader Kurt Kaiser lost out on a deal to sell a half million dollars worth of uncut diamonds, but really hit rock bottom when he despondently picked up a hooker — who took off with the gems. “I woke and thought ‘I’ve been screwed,’ ” Kaiser, 47, told The Post yesterday outside his home in Forest Hills, Queens.
He believes he was drugged by the woman, who was last seen on a hotel surveillance video with his briefcase in one hand and her heels in the other.
Kaiser met the sexy brunette while throwing back drinks at Whiskey Park on Central Park South — his third stop Monday night after blowing a deal to sell the rocks.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: hooker
LOL!!! FUnniest headline in a long time. Moral of the story: Don't hook up with a hooker in a room when you have a half million in diamonds on your person. Maybe this jeweler can trade hooker war stories with the Secret Service.
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:33:11 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: RebelTex; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:35:02 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:36:16 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: PJ-Comix; windcliff; stylecouncilor
To: I Drive Too Fast
I can imagine her name being something like “Tiffany Sparkle.”
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:41:51 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: PJ-Comix
Wow. The hotel didn't have a safe? Perhaps it was a dive hotel.
Third Rate Romance..
Low Rent Rendevous
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:47:59 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: csvset
Who was stupider? This jeweler or the Secret Service agent who could have avoided a big scandal simply by paying his hooker $47?
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:55:01 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:55:52 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: PJ-Comix
It turns out the hooker considered herself an “escort” and requested $800 for her services. Check out Drudge
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posted on
04/18/2012 2:57:31 PM PDT
by
Scotswife
To: Scotswife
There was a language gap between the 24-year-old woman, who declined to give her full name, and the American man who sat beside her all night and eventually invited her back to his room. She agreed, stopped on the way to buy condoms but told him he would have to give her a gift. He asked how much. Not knowing he worked for Mr. Obama but figuring he was a well-heeled foreigner, she said she told him $800. "Debe pagarme ocho cientos dolares por la shtoop."
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posted on
04/18/2012 3:08:19 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
To: I Drive Too Fast
Was her name Sparkle?Yes. Sparkle Plenty.
To: PJ-Comix
Kaiser, who is not married, told cops that only then did he realize she was a hooker, but he carried on with the date anyway... Why not? At this point he knew he'd get laid!
They had sex before he passed out.
Well, at least she had integrity.
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posted on
04/18/2012 3:27:30 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: PJ-Comix
He asked 'how much?'
She said '$800 and a bag full of diamonds'
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posted on
04/18/2012 3:49:05 PM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: paul51
She said '$800 and a bag full of diamonds'$800?!?!?! That'd buy me 100 Kennsington crack whores.
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posted on
04/18/2012 4:01:39 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: PJ-Comix
Rule #1: Never go boozing and trolling for hookers when you are carrying $500K in diamonds.
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posted on
04/18/2012 4:19:55 PM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(If Repub's paid as much attention to Rush Limbaugh as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
To: PJ-Comix
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
Lost my jewel pouch and got dejewel’d
Funny thing is I’ll never really got nude
But it don’t really matter now cuz..
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
I got the Whiskey Park Blues
To: PJ-Comix
He should be more careful where he puts the family jewels.
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posted on
04/18/2012 7:54:43 PM PDT
by
garjog
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