The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thursday, April 26, 2012

The EiB Network | 04/26/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[MamaB]

Hi.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[jayrunner]

Rush might get into trouble again today if he discusses the headlines about The Navy naming a ship after Harvey Milk or the islam edict that it’s okay for muslims to have sex with their dead wives. (I didn’t read the edict so I don’t know if that includes dead animals.)

Yes, I’m snarky.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[Old Sarge]

I’m still waiting for the launching of the USS Whitney Houston, the new class of Self-destroyer.

[skinkinthegrass]

IN ...a *mark* show, today. **CLICK** :-P
maybe Micheal Berry today (till noon :) ...while surfin'...

[Biggirl]

Good Morning/afternoon, megaRushWillHaveATresureTroveToTalkAboutdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=

PING!:)=^..^=

[Clint N. Suhks]

Happy Draft Day!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

How can Rush Limbaugh be for conservatism, if he will support Mitt Romney for ‘12 POTUS? How can Mitt Romney, actually, be a conservative POTUS and not, just, pretend to be a conservative, which Mitt is, assiduously, doing on the campaign trail as well as from all of his past actions as a flip-flopping RINO politician?

[gov_bean_ counter]

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[dennisw]

this Hillary Huma Spanx stuff is hilarious. Rush is jacking the Dems today !!!!!!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Just got back from lunch. Hillary? Huma? Spanx???

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I rate Spanx up there with microwaves, Swiffers and the automatic transmission.

But that’s just me...

[skinkinthegrass]

*face-palm*...RUSH is here, ON! :-)
*mark* is on Friday.

[dennisw]

Where do induction stoves fit into your equation?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hillary,

Secretary of Dapants...

[advertising guy]

or a sterno stove ?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Induction, too pricey. Now my smooth glass top range (Maytag with the two ovens) is most excellent...

[dennisw]

http://www.epinions.com/reviews/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Ranges-Maytag_Gemini_Double_Oven_Range_MER6772?sb=1

[Son House]

It’s the “Give us Barabbas vote”. Unless you think Ron Paul still has a chance?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Actually, I learned many years ago that self cleaning oven, builders standard cabinetry and dry behind said oven is NOT a good mix.

The nice people at EasyOff make a spray for oven cleaning:)

[TheOldLady]

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Don’t Let Him Get Away With It!

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[Clint N. Suhks]

Is this stove chat?

My Viking was a bazillion dolars and it isn’t self cleaning. The upgrade was like 2 grand.

[LibLieSlayer]

**** rush and **** mitt. I am listening to this guy that I have trusted forever. I will listen to rush but rush... you are just another republican elite that truly does not care about anything but your good old boy pals in the gop/e keeping their corrupt fingers in our pie. Shame on you rush. You are a sellout rush. This move will harm you rush... you have played into the arms of the left. You are insulated from us so no worries for you rush.

LLS

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Love Viking...but my humble Yinzer kitchen is more a Maytag/Kenmore kinda place. Actually a Viking wouldn’t fit...w/o new cabinetry, and of course that means new counter tips...and I’d like an island...so floor would have to be redone...

[true believer forever]

**** rush and **** mitt. I am listening to this guy that I have trusted forever. I will listen to rush but rush... you are just another republican elite that truly does not care about anything but your good old boy pals in the gop/e keeping their corrupt fingers in our pie. Shame on you rush. You are a sellout rush. This move will harm you rush... you have played into the arms of the left. You are insulated from us so no worries for you rush.

LLS

do you have a min to summatize what rush just said, i just tuned in and missed it, and apparently he's upset some people,,,

[gov_bean_ counter]

I had to look it up. :)

From the Urban Dictionary
1. yinzer - A resident of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Known for their love of all things Steelers and Donnie Iris and extreme hatred of Cleveland

[Eagle of Liberty]

Horrible job growth, horrible home market, a takeover of Private businesses, a takeover of the school loan industry, a takeover of medical insurance, a complete destruction of cheap, accessible energy, Ruling by Fiat and unelectable Czars, more and more debt.....

Who wouldn’t want 4 more years of that!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Actually all things The Beloved Black and Gold.

And we’re not all that fond of Baltimore or Philly either.

N’at.

[Katarina]

You need to realize that Obama is the one that is destroying our country.

[Katarina]

God bless ElRushbo!! Let’s do all we can to take our country back and get Obama out of office.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Penguins, Pirates. Got it.

Not real fond of Baltimore or Philly myself.

Can I be an honorary Yinzer???

[skinkinthegrass]

EPA = EcoLiberals = EcoTerrorists
Richard Nixon (created EPA, by EO), should be rolling
in his grave.. but, he wanted to be loved by the liberals.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Can I be an honorary Yinzer???

You have to go through a ritual first. I think it involves going "Dahntahn", downing an Arn (Iron City beer) and making a trip to the Iggle.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Iggle?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Oh well. Maybe I’ll go to the Cornbread Festival in South Pittsburg, TN instead and tour the cast iron factory...
http://www.lodgemfg.com/factory-stores.asp

[PennsylvaniaMom]

A twirl and snap of my Terrible Towel...you’re in!

;)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Giant Eagle grocery store. Also spelled “Igl” according to this glossary.

http://www.pittsburghese.com/glossary.ep.html?type=nouns

Makes me wonder—is Pittsburgh the only U.S. city with its own dialect?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Iggle is the Big Bird...Giant Eagle. You buy your Isaly’s chipped ham, pierogi ingredients, and in some selected locales, your Arhn City. Use your Advantage Card and you’ll earn Fuel Perks to buy gas n’at for your SUV.

Now if you DO buy beer there, you HAVE to show your Driver’s License-—and don’t be a jag-off and go whining to the UN that you got “carded.”

[rodguy911]

Great show today! I’m workin’ and lurkin’. Rushis right as usual I too predict a landslide for Romney—reason? THere is no legitimate reason to vote “for” Ozero,he has to constantly make up sh_t.
Ultimately he will run out of chaos and lies and lose big.

[rodguy911]

You are missing the point big time!

If you think Rush wanted Romney any more than any of us did you are dead wrong! He is who we wound up with in a desperate time for the US we can't be picky this time. We have to win or lose the country.Getting rid of rinoism is not a two week job. Probably two or more decades. It just takes time,be patient!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I believe you said you lived in Wisconsin, they have their own Dictionary dontcha know.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Maybe it has to do with the mine runoff water we ingest?

[Clint N. Suhks]

“carded” with my grey hair? Doubtful.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I pray you’re right.

[NeoCaveman]

Rush is perpetually 13 years old. I love his humor.

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Oh, yes; those wacky Wisconsinites.

[rodguy911]

Not a problem Clint. Few of us here would have voted for Romney that's understood. But, most of us are willing to look at the much bigger picture which is basically losing the country!!!