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Secret Service Hooker I Could've Stolen Top Secret Obama Information
tmz ^ | 5/4 | tmz

Posted on 05/04/2012 5:42:20 PM PDT by RummyChick

The Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

24-year-old Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia, claiming she even had access to the agent's wallet -- because he had fallen into a deep alcohol-induced slumber ... and left all his possessions completely unattended. Dania did not say if she actually rifled through his stuff.

Dania also didn't say if she actually had sex with the agent in question -- but admitted she did enough to warrant payment ... whatever that means.

And big surprise -- Dania said a lot more went down that fateful night in Cartagena, but she'll only divulge those secrets ... for a hefty price. She's already lawyered up with one of Colombia's best attorneys.

Good thing she wasn't a spy -- OR WAS SHE?!?!


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hooker

1 posted on 05/04/2012 5:42:27 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick

isn’t there an angle for Gloria Allred in this?


2 posted on 05/04/2012 5:44:36 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: RummyChick
Does she mean like his birth certificate?

ML/NJ

3 posted on 05/04/2012 5:47:41 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: RummyChick

4 posted on 05/04/2012 5:50:02 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: RummyChick

Only TOTUS has the real secrets.

I note there haven’t been any reports of his Secret Service detail being slack...


5 posted on 05/04/2012 5:53:30 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: RummyChick

So could Larry Sinclair.


6 posted on 05/04/2012 5:53:35 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: RummyChick

what? larry sinclair’s flight information??


7 posted on 05/04/2012 5:54:07 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: RummyChick

All she did was insert a flashdrive that installed a keylogger and a trojan that connect straight to KGB headquarters.


8 posted on 05/04/2012 5:56:33 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: struggle
All she did was insert a flashdrive that installed a keylogger and a trojan that connect straight to KGB headquarters.

I don't think zero is too worried about that, 'cept maybe he wanted to choose his timing.

Or maybe he DID choose the timing, eh ?

9 posted on 05/04/2012 6:04:44 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf

Obama’s live in white girlfriend’s family had strong ties to Communism..including Alger Hiss and a proponent of the new world order Dean Acheson


10 posted on 05/04/2012 6:07:33 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
I had forgotten that ...

Just too many things that make one go, Hmmmm.

11 posted on 05/04/2012 6:09:16 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: RummyChick
I had forgotten that ...

Just too many things that make one go, Hmmmm.

I thought it was a family that HE was staying with ...

12 posted on 05/04/2012 6:09:52 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: RummyChick
Enquiring minds, etc   ;-)


13 posted on 05/04/2012 6:15:23 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq <font finger=middle>)
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To: RummyChick

Well, we certainly dodged a bullet there. Every Secret Service agent carries an archive of all of our national security secrets in their wallet. Whew! Close one.


14 posted on 05/04/2012 6:22:18 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye

I tend to believe her!


15 posted on 05/04/2012 6:26:52 PM PDT by WellyP (REAL)
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To: WellyP

You’re in luck. For hefty price she will tell you everything.


16 posted on 05/04/2012 6:30:09 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye

You’re in luck. For hefty price she will tell you everything
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

And for a heftier price, she will tell you anything.


17 posted on 05/04/2012 6:34:07 PM PDT by xrmusn (#6/98# Let's start from scratch by voting ALL incumbents out.)
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To: RummyChick
America's "elite" Secret Service continues to look a lot like Hussein's "elite" Republican Guard.
18 posted on 05/04/2012 6:37:05 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: xrmusn

Her best option for the money only costs $46 bucks!


19 posted on 05/04/2012 6:59:13 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: struggle
Now that's funny! A simple SS foot soldier with access?
I don't think so.
20 posted on 05/04/2012 7:13:45 PM PDT by TexasSecede79366 (Do politicians satisfy the literal definition of zombies?)
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To: RummyChick

Oh please. There is no evidence Obama ever had a girlfriend.


21 posted on 05/04/2012 7:14:01 PM PDT by TexasSecede79366 (Do politicians satisfy the literal definition of zombies?)
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To: RummyChick

Lawmaker: Secret Service agent failed Colombia polygraph - http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/05/lawmaker-secret-service-agent-failed-colombia-polygraph/1


22 posted on 05/04/2012 8:06:38 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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