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Posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Congratulations, Rush! You deserve it! But next time you’re out, please, get Steve Malzberg to sub....are you listening, Rush?!!
He's not Rush, but nobody is.
So why does he continue to inflict Mark Davis upon us?
Just listened to Chris Plante do a brief Irish step dancing song after the Chris Mathews on his embaressing appearince on a tv game show. That song should have been played to honor Rush getting that special honor.
Even Drudge has not acknowledge it.
BTW, that is a pretty cool bust of him if you have seen the picture.
Good for a few laughs. Enjoy.
Few seemed to notice that Obie's gay marriage proclamation aligned with an announcement that a FDA panel approved moving forward with the AIDS prevention medication.
(Coincidences abound)
He was avoiding “Occupy” types?
That’s understandable.
Poor Chrissy.
Looks like his standing as a “smart liberal” is in serious jeopardy.
I’ll take “Stupid MSLDS Hosts” for $500.
Woohoo Rush!
I would like to buy a small little replica of the bust for my desk.
Chris Plante was playing all his wrong answers this morning. I was seriously LOLing.
Then he played Chrissy dissing Sarahcuda saying if she went on Jeopardy she would be an “imbecile”. :-O I sh!t you not!
Rush, Samuel Clemmens, “Mark Twain” a fellow citizen from Mozzou would have been PROUD of you and as a matter of fact, if he was alive today, would have his own talkradio show.
I would like to buy a small little replica of the bust for my desk.
Thenderfoot is a rank Rush and it is erned, you were a “Scout”.
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