Posted on 05/21/2012 8:10:57 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rut Roh!
Rush going after Organic Jerks could turn into another Sandra Flucke incident.
Did you hear the Paultards shouting “Ron Paul” after every tee off yesterday?
Some Ron Paul supporters need to be committed, or at least introducted to reality.
I discovered a new Obama joke:
Last Tuesday, as Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
Obama replies “These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir..”
Well I do not consider myself a birther or a kook...(some may argue that point, however ;-) BUT I do read a great deal, and I do have vivid memories of the crap the Clintoons are capable of...and after having this mulatto Muslim idiot elected...NOTHING would surprise me anymore!
Good chuckle. Thanks!!! :)
Rush was right re: Flucke.
Mags sent me a freepmail about at the Minnisoda state convention Paultards got 12 of 13 National Delegates.
This should be national news.
You don’t expect Obama to get upset about Christians being killed, do you? Wrong victims.
I agree with Rush that I identify certain things/activities with libtards. Veganism, Che T’shirts, Peace signs, etc. I beleive that since they do not have individual identities, then they look for ways to adhere to groupthink. Collectivists must identify with groups.
In addition, it gives them the chance to demonize their opponents. For example, a friend this weekend posted the followiing on FB:
“At Target (in the little girls clothing) and heard a mother tell her daughter, “No, I won’t buy you a shirt with a peace sign; we are conservatives.” Interesting, while I don’t count myself in the conservative crowd, I could have sworn they weren’t anti-peace...”
So, they get to self identify with other collectivists AND demonize their opponents.
bttt
Peace symbol = 'cross of Nero' mocking Christianity OR the position of flags symbolizing 'N' and 'D' for 'nuclear disarmament'...depends of which side of the fence you are...
You’re welcome. ;-)
I saw that somewhere. I wonder why they’re keeping these stories under wraps?
Perhaps the “October Surprise” is going to happen at the RNC...and Mittens will NOT get the nomination...at least not on the first couple votes!
Minnesota is not the ionly state that is “stacking the deck!”...and FYI...the only reason MN isnt sending 13 of 13 RuPaul delegates is that one of them actually conceded his spot and gave it to Michele Bachmann “out of respect”...AND as an aside...the 12 are actual delegates...the RuPaulites also got 90% of the alternate delegate votes!!
The Minesota GOP “old guard” was apoplectic!
Rush ...organic means NO CHEMICALS used. And the dirty secret is if it doesn’t have the number 100% in front of the word Organic...that it could be 1% organic.
True. I did not respond, and it took a lot of energy to not respond. I have sworn off of any political discussion on FB. I simply do not need the stress. Instead, I just de-friend anyone that takes liberal positions.
I still don’t understand how this happens, though.
Did MN hold a primary (or caucus)? So the delegates awarded through popular vote are non-binding? And how are these new delegates being awarded—are the Paulites stacking these party conventions?
Teacher sounds like a jerk?
Maybe she eats organic food . . .
Rush,
No the teacher does not “know” anything. Instead she FEELS that it is wrong to talk bad about the first black president.
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