Skip to comments.Report: Bin Laden hid in truck filled with chickens, goats
Posted on 05/27/2012 5:17:21 AM PDT by jakerobins
Osama bin Laden managed to dodge American security forces by moving undetected between safe houses around Pakistan in a large box hidden in a brightly colored truck filled with chickens, the Sunday Times reported, citing Taliban sources
According to the British newspaper's report, the box was designed by Abu Ahmed al-Kuwaiti, bin Ladens trusted aide, who also set up the house in Abbottabad where the al-Qaeda leader lived for five years until he was killed last May by US Navy Seals.
Kuwaiti moved bin Laden by fitting the box to the floor of one of the elaborately decorated trucks that are a common sight on Pakistans roads, the report said. The box would be hidden under cargoes of cement, flour or rice or even beneath livestock such as goats, sheep or chickens.
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The big question is, why did Pakistan hide him from the start? Zawahiri is just as bad and is probably also in their protection.
This should have been a nuclear war from 9/12 on.
Did they find the camels of carnage?
Ah! family you can choose your friends but not your family.
OBL’s Chicken Truck...... Wbere men are men, and goats are scared.
Exactly. I’ll bet they moved around in a Pakistani military convoy.
It makes no sense. No one would live in the same location for five years when the are being hunted by every intelligence organization in the Christian world.
I think OBL died a decade ago, this was a double maintained by the Pakies to keep the war going, we’ve know it all along, and Obama knowingly killed the double and is taking credit for killing the real OBL.
Because, just like Obama, they got their muzzy bro's back. The bigger question is why the heck did we ever think Pockey-stun was ever our friend.
Hid in a box in a chicken truck. Proving once again he was chicken shiite.
Consider that the Doctor who supposedly helped us
find Osama was tried for treason and got 33 years.
Treason? Only if Osama was working with them.
Oh and the box...probably had a hole or two in it,
a fella has to breathe and have a little fun too.
Osama Brand tm. Horny Goat weed
Hey, who’s the wise guy that put those Rams in here?
Bet he serviced many a goat while in close proximity......
They’ve been our ‘friend’ since before 9/11 and they still are still.
They put up a bit of a fuss for us killing bin laden. But when it comes down to it.. It’s an ugly mess.
Putatively, they took DNA samples of the man they killed and compared it to cooperative members of ObL’s family. I think Occam supports a Pakistani conspiracy of silence to hide Obama more strongly than a constructive U.S. conspiracy to fake his death.
He’s dead, Jim. Seal team six killed him.
I don’t think your theory is that far fetched.
I too think your theory has some substance. bin Laden has been sighted in Clammoth Falls, Washington living with Elvis.
But, imagine if Bin-Laden was not killed in that raid, and it was a "look-alike", or someone else entirely.
The news would be very embarrassing to Obama and to the whole administration and the military. So, a story is concocted about getting DNA just before discarding of the body, and then, conveniently disposing of the body before anyone could get a hold of it for "proper" identification. We'll never really know who was "buried at sea". Only a few people would've gotten close enough to ID the body, and gather the DNA. Are those people free to speak? Will they ever be?
When it comes to conspiracy theories, I wouldn't be too surprised if it were revealed we had already killed the real Bin Laden in Torah Borah or sometime under bush. The Taliban wouldn't want us to believe it and needed doubles to produce their videos and tapes. Obama wanted the glory, he certainly wouldn't waste the opportunity.
Keep in mind Bin Laden needed kidney dialysis; that limits your cave hiding options.
Of course! The Paki's supplied him with...comfort goats.
That POS probably had a “thing going” with the goats and chickens.
I’d put this story in the same box as landing on the moon 43 years ago. It’s pretty well covered up and no one will ever prove otherwise.
After 43 years how come we never went back?
I hope none of the goats had kids.
“Camels of Carnage” sounds like the next album being put out by a Middle Eastern hard rock band!
Unfortunately, some did...
So is BHO guess that’s why his mother iin-law lives with them.
do you remember the National Lampoon video that came out right after 9/11 (but has sinced been completely sanitized, it would seem, from the ‘net)? Osama’s Cave of Evil it was called.
Is this it?
I do like National Lampoon’s “72 Virgins.”
Your comparison, or analogy, doesn’t work.
When it comes to landing on the moon, there were many thousands of people involved, and too many other people involved with the “production” of the TV shows and films. IOW, far too many people to be able to keep them with their mouths shut.
On the other hand, the mission to get Bin-Laden might have involved perhaps a couple dozen people, and only a handful in the actual battle. With the Bin-Laden mission, there was no TV production other than the “live” cameras used for the viewing by Obama and company. It’s much easier to keep a “small” number of people quiet about a mission, than the many thousands that were involved with the moon missions.
Pandas of Derision. That's what the media are.
I’ll bet the animals felt dirty having been around bin Laden. They probably wanted to take a shower afterwards.