Five Wives Vodka deemed offensive to Mormons

The Telegraph ^ | 5/30/12

[markomalley]

[markomalley]

thought you’d get a kick out of this.

[knarf]

Coming from a place called, "I d'ho"

[samtheman]

Anderson said Idaho doesn't decide what beer brands can be sold in grocery and convenience stores.

Gee, I bet this statist Anderson is really upset about that. I bet he thinks it's a shame that Idaho doesn't get decide on what brands of everything get sold everywhere in Idaho.

I mean really, what's the point of government control of people's decisions if you can't control every decision they make?

[mindburglar]

So let all the drinking Mormons boycott it.

[DugwayDuke]

Don’t anyone tell these folks about Polygamy Porter which has been available in Utah for several years. Features two rather Rubenesque women on the front along with the motto. Polygamy Porter, one one just isn’t enough.

[Blado]

Once i had a facebook

Made it run,

Made it race against time.

Once i had a facebook,

Now it’s done...

Brother can ya spare a dime.

Or maybe a spare wife or two?

[RoosterRedux]

Just a matter of time before the Muslims join the chorus!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

thought you’d get a kick out of this.

I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
But darlings, what can I do?
I get a kick out of you. (All five).

[BIV]

Yeah, what do Mormons care about this as they (supposedly) don’t drink alcohol. It’s a private business, anyway. It can call its product whatever it wants. The free market will determine its success or failure.
But I guess we need to call the wambulance stat for someone’s hurt feewings.
But I pity a guy with five wives. He needs a lot of vodka.

[elcid1970]

The label depicts five wives drawing up their skirts, all at the same time.

That’d be fun for a while, anyway.....

;^)

[Goldsborough]

Trust in this: Five Mormon wives are not going to fulfill any fantasies you may harbor. It’d be like having four spare tires in your vehicle.

[Dr. Sivana]

They could all be wives to different men, or to the same man over time ... not necessarily polygamous at all. Heck, they could have all been married to Ben Cartwright in Bonanza. cf. "The Stepford Wives" "The Six Wives of Henry VIII" "My Five Wives" (Rodney Dangerfield in Utah, not kidding) etc.

[BIV]

true dat... for a while. Until one, two, or three of them decide to murder your sorry butt for ignoring them.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Hey, I was on a radio talk show on WNYC with Cleavon Little when I was in high school, several years before that movie. Long story.

[PoloSec]

If there ever was a good reason to drink, five wives would be a good one.

[elcid1970]

What if they called it “Four Wives Vodka”, depicting four Muslimahs in burkas showing T&A (toes & ankles)?

The distillery would need a death threats hotline.

[Lion Den Dan]

So let all the drinking Mormons boycott it.

So let all the drinking muzzies boycott it. This really pulls my give a crap chain.