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Canada Bracing for Massive Influx of Wisconsin Boat People
The Borowitz Report ^
| June 5, 2012
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 06/07/2012 1:32:08 PM PDT by Da Bilge Troll
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They should watch out for exploding heads, too!
To: Da Bilge Troll
Bon Voyage.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:35:49 PM PDT
by
July4
(Remember the price paid for your freedom.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
To: July4
Send them back where they came from!
Shoot, if necessary.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:40:31 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
” Gov. Scott Walker is now the most hated man in Wisconsin, narrowly edging Brett Favre. “
LOL!!
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:41:09 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
All the freeloaders are rushing for Canada. Elsewhere in Montreal and Toronto people are lining up for US visa to get better jobs in NYC, Chicago and SF.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:41:08 PM PDT
by
ravager
To: Da Bilge Troll
And out of the lake Superior fog a ship looms, turrets swinging around....
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:44:47 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Da Bilge Troll
Word has gotten around that we have policemen, firemen, and basic school lunches up here,"... accompanied by the vast national debt necessary to supply those things. The handful of people who are working to provide the money for these programs will undoubtedly be overjoyed to hear that another horde of parasites is headed their way."
Meanwhile, back in Wisconsin, conservatives were jubilant that their taxes were going to drop because they had less dead weight to bear. Some were going so far as to charter buses to haul emigrants to the Canadian border.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:48:15 PM PDT
by
IronJack
(=)
To: Da Bilge Troll
I’d guess a substantial flotilla takes money. If someone can post a link I’d love to donate. Ideally we can get to where dozens of these flotillas are leaving every hour. And not just to Canada. I’m sure there are lots of people who’d love to leave Florida for the exceptional health care in Cuba. I’d be more than happy to help fund that also.
To: Da Bilge Troll
I’d be more worried about boat people coming up from Detroit on I-75 into Sault Ste. Marie.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:49:22 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Da Bilge Troll
Ironic, considering most people who are fleeing anywhere are fleeing the states and municipalities with the highest levels of “government services” and the accompanying tax rates that are supposed to be supporting those services.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:50:15 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: Da Bilge Troll
At least they won’t be coming to Michigan. The group seeking to recall Rick Snyder announced they were dropping their bid today.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:52:32 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Da Bilge Troll
They should turn the Wisconsin? boat people around and send them back to Illinois, as they probably are Illinois union transients bussed to Madison to vote for Barrett.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:55:03 PM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
I have the sense that some people way not be recognizing satire.
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:56:43 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: Straight Vermonter
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posted on
06/07/2012 1:57:59 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Da Bilge Troll
Does Canada really want these freeloaders? If they do, I know lots more.
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posted on
06/07/2012 2:00:10 PM PDT
by
skimask
To: Straight Vermonter
I have the sense that some people way not be recognizing satire. It's a thin line these days. Getting hard to tell satire from truth any more.
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posted on
06/07/2012 2:03:08 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
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posted on
06/07/2012 2:07:47 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they were.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
Reports of the looming refugee crisis coincided with the release of a new poll showing that Gov. Scott Walker is now the most hated man in Wisconsin, narrowly edging Brett Favre.LOL!! Hated by the LOSERS, that is! HAHAHAHAAA!
If only this were true! LOAD UP EVERYONE FROM UW-MADISON AND SEND THEM AFLOAT!
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posted on
06/07/2012 2:09:01 PM PDT
by
Ladysmith
(The evil that's happening in this country is the cancer of socialism...It kills the human spirit.)
To: Da Bilge Troll
Don’t let the oar hit you in the ass on the way out!
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