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Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama's Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton's
Yahoo News ^ | 10 June 2012 | MOHAMED IBRAHIM

Posted on 06/09/2012 10:15:41 PM PDT by vikingd00d

The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; bounty; camel; obama

1 posted on 06/09/2012 10:15:52 PM PDT by vikingd00d
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To: vikingd00d

PhotoShop time!


2 posted on 06/09/2012 10:21:13 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The Slave Party Switcheroo: Economic crisis! Zero eligibility Trumped!! Hillary 2012!!!)
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To: Carry_Okie

No, no, I’m not going to say how much we could use 20 chickens here at my FOB in Afghanistan...nope, not going to say it.


3 posted on 06/09/2012 10:24:23 PM PDT by Puckster
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To: vikingd00d

Re: “...ten cocks for Hillary...”

Is this the Islamic equivalent of 72 virgins for suicide bombers?


4 posted on 06/09/2012 10:29:28 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: vikingd00d
They mean ten of these. Those Arabs are always in serch of smokes.


5 posted on 06/09/2012 10:32:55 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: vikingd00d

Hillary doesn’t even want one...um...

And Barry smokes menthols.


6 posted on 06/09/2012 10:46:17 PM PDT by digital-olive
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To: vikingd00d

Twenty chickens for that! ... are they crazy? ... quick ...
take the birds before they change their mind!

7 posted on 06/09/2012 10:54:12 PM PDT by Zakeet (Obama loves to wok dogs)
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To: vikingd00d

Yet George Zimmerman is worth $1 million, dead or alive. Strange world we live in.


8 posted on 06/09/2012 10:58:16 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: Zakeet

Does the Woman actually own a mirror?


9 posted on 06/09/2012 11:06:37 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Confucius say, short note better than long memory....)
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To: vikingd00d

This is what happens when the believers start using decadent Western banking systems. As if any sensible man would accept a chicken or a camel without first inspecting it. How can anyone know how old the animals are without first checking the teeth of the camels, and the wings and the fighting spurs of the cocks.


10 posted on 06/09/2012 11:23:13 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Kickass Conservative
Does the Woman actually own a mirror?

Hillary has no reflection

11 posted on 06/09/2012 11:27:14 PM PDT by digger48
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To: zeestephen
Is this the Islamic equivalent of 72 virgins for suicide bombers?

Only in a non-mathematical way.

It is 10 hens and 10 cocks.

Whereas in the case of Islam, it is 72 FEMALE virgins, and 28 MALE virgins, for a total of 100 virgins.

Most people are not 'informed' about the 28 MALE virgins part, because the media doesn't want you to associate homosexuality with Islam and their 'heaven'.

12 posted on 06/09/2012 11:28:02 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: vikingd00d

Personally, I don’t think Obama’s worth camel-spit.


13 posted on 06/09/2012 11:58:39 PM PDT by Crucial (Tolerance at the expense of equal treatment is the path to tyranny.)
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To: vikingd00d

Instant arrest if you tell them where to find Biden...


14 posted on 06/10/2012 12:00:24 AM PDT by ltc8k6
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To: vikingd00d

Wow, after all the work Baraq and Hillary have put in advancing Islam around the globe, they’re still not thankful. These Al-kidda dudes are one hard-to-please bunch of child molesters.


15 posted on 06/10/2012 12:04:50 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Zakeet

Good night, Irene. Now we know why Billy Jeff travels a lot.


16 posted on 06/10/2012 12:07:08 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Kickass Conservative

“Dies the Woman actually own a mirror?”

One would think Barry would loan her one from his purse.


17 posted on 06/10/2012 2:34:43 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... yet voting doesn't???)
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To: vikingd00d

“10 cocks for Hillary”

Somebody who only warrants a camel is gonna be raving jealous over that one.


18 posted on 06/10/2012 2:37:47 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... yet voting doesn't???)
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To: UCANSEE2

That’s just temporary. The Media’s busily trying to mainstream homosexuality as fast as they can; then they’ll be free to reveal a little more Islamic theology.


19 posted on 06/10/2012 3:11:53 AM PDT by Twinkie (Isaiah 53)
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To: vikingd00d

I’m pretty sure Hillary has no use for the cocks.....


20 posted on 06/10/2012 3:23:02 AM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: vikingd00d
10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary

In the 80's a big Houston biddnes guy and his wife retired to a "Green Acres" lifestyle near my Dad in central Texas. He wanted to raise chickens for eggs.

He bought 500 hens and 500 roosters.

My old man almost whipped himself to death laughing and they ate fried chicken for months.

21 posted on 06/10/2012 3:29:56 AM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: UCANSEE2

Could you get me a source on that? I’d love to pass it on, but not without documentation to fall back on.


22 posted on 06/10/2012 3:58:09 AM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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To: vikingd00d
The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new ... bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama ...10 camels for Obama
Whoa, I'm let's not scoff at this, They ain't 'mocking'.
First we have find out if they mean animals or cigarettes.

And if they are cigarettes we have to find out if they mean:

Heck in NYC 10 Cases of Camels is worth a Kings Ransom and 10 Cartons get can Fat Tony to whack someone for you.

Been smoking em for 52 years.
They ain't killed me yet.

I started smoking late,
not until I was 12

23 posted on 06/10/2012 4:10:05 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Condor51
NOTE edit error.
DELETE: 'I'm after Whoa and before let's
24 posted on 06/10/2012 4:12:27 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: OrangeHoof
Best dang cigarette ever made -- Camels -- YES!!

(no sissy Filter, or Menthol 'Flavor' that'll give you a nasty lung disease ('series')).

25 posted on 06/10/2012 4:17:00 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Zakeet

And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?


26 posted on 06/10/2012 4:37:30 AM PDT by BTCM (Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
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To: Zakeet

And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?


27 posted on 06/10/2012 4:38:04 AM PDT by BTCM (Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
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To: vikingd00d
Kinda’ sounds fair to me, what with the Euro tanking and whatnot.
28 posted on 06/10/2012 4:47:14 AM PDT by hummingbird (Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
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To: Zakeet
Just came home from the Goodwill store...what a deal!
29 posted on 06/10/2012 4:50:09 AM PDT by hummingbird (Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
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To: Zakeet
She looks like my friend's Nana...
30 posted on 06/10/2012 4:52:01 AM PDT by hummingbird (Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
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To: Puckster

LOL Thanks for the morning laugh.


31 posted on 06/10/2012 4:52:37 AM PDT by hoosiermama ( Obama: " born in Kenya.".. he's lying now or then?)
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To: Kickass Conservative

“Does the Woman actually own a mirror?”


They keep breaking...


32 posted on 06/10/2012 4:53:33 AM PDT by hummingbird (Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
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To: ScottinVA

““10 cocks for Hillary”

Somebody who only warrants a camel is gonna be raving jealous over that one.”


Ha!


33 posted on 06/10/2012 4:55:59 AM PDT by hummingbird (Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
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To: digital-olive
"And Barry smokes menthols."
..he likes to play music...the flute/pipe, I believe.

34 posted on 06/10/2012 5:54:39 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: vikingd00d
Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same semester at the madrassa?

It's too hard on the donkey.

35 posted on 06/10/2012 7:39:14 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: stylecouncilor

Sunday morning ping.


36 posted on 06/10/2012 7:40:33 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: vikingd00d
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton...

Whereabouts? The world will be awash in camels and hens. Jackasses would be more appropriate.

37 posted on 06/10/2012 7:55:48 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (6 November, 2012, the day our embarrassment is sent back to Kenya.)
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To: vikingd00d

Hmmm.. Al Quaida leader, worth 33 million.
Hillary, worth 20 chickens.
Obama, a few Camels.
Even though they are our enemies, their perspective of net worth may be better than ours?......


38 posted on 06/10/2012 8:25:51 AM PDT by Quickgun (Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
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To: Zakeet

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/algoof.wav


39 posted on 06/10/2012 10:10:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Feckless

“The Coolidge Effect” in the field of biology is named after the following anecdote:

The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.” Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.” Upon being told, President asked, “Same hen every time?” The reply was, “Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.” President: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”


40 posted on 06/10/2012 10:17:54 AM PDT by Citizen Rights
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To: vikingd00d

Ten cocks for Hillery? She’s liable to turn herself in.
Say, I’ve got a hen here on the farm, I wonder if they
take donations, too bad I don’t have any camels.

Ten Cocks for Hillery!
Camel toes for Barak!

Hahaha, and neither one is interesed in either.


41 posted on 06/10/2012 5:05:34 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Hieronymus

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080308005354AA0Zf69

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/327381\\http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2011/03/30/trying-the-make-sense-of-the-72-virgins-myth/

http://www.scribd.com/doc/4853738/How-Many-Hoors-Hoor-alaynHouris-Will-Be-Given-to-a-Muslim-Man-in-Jannah-Paradise

Sort the wheat from the chaff, and see what you think. After all, the Muslims are OK with buggering little boys while on Earth, don’t you think they would want to continue after they die?


42 posted on 06/11/2012 1:21:02 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Hieronymus
Could you get me a source on that?

(for fun) Ask those who claim it is ONLY 72 female virgins, to provide the 'quote' from the Quran where it states that.

43 posted on 06/11/2012 1:25:08 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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