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Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama's Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton's
Yahoo News ^
| 10 June 2012
| MOHAMED IBRAHIM
Posted on 06/09/2012 10:15:41 PM PDT by vikingd00d
The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; bounty; camel; obama
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To: vikingd00d
10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary In the 80's a big Houston biddnes guy and his wife retired to a "Green Acres" lifestyle near my Dad in central Texas. He wanted to raise chickens for eggs.
He bought 500 hens and 500 roosters.
My old man almost whipped himself to death laughing and they ate fried chicken for months.
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posted on
06/10/2012 3:29:56 AM PDT
by
Feckless
(I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
To: UCANSEE2
Could you get me a source on that? I’d love to pass it on, but not without documentation to fall back on.
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posted on
06/10/2012 3:58:09 AM PDT
by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
To: vikingd00d
The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new ... bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama ...10 camels for Obama
Whoa, I'm let's not scoff at this, They ain't 'mocking'.
First we have find out if they mean animals or cigarettes.
And if they are cigarettes we have to find out if they mean:
- 10 individual Camels
- 10 Packs of Camels
- 10 Cartons of Camels
- Or 10 Cases of Camels
Heck in NYC 10 Cases of Camels is worth a Kings Ransom and 10 Cartons get can Fat Tony to whack someone for you.
Been smoking em for 52 years.
They ain't killed me yet.
I started smoking late,
not until I was 12
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:10:05 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Condor51
NOTE edit error.
DELETE: 'I'm after Whoa and before let's
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:12:27 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: OrangeHoof
Best dang cigarette ever made --
Camels -- YES!!
(no sissy Filter, or Menthol 'Flavor' that'll give you a nasty lung disease ('series')).
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:17:00 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Zakeet
And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:37:30 AM PDT
by
BTCM
(Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
To: Zakeet
And just what was Bubba offering for fat girl interns head?
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:38:04 AM PDT
by
BTCM
(Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
To: vikingd00d
Kinda’ sounds fair to me, what with the Euro tanking and whatnot.
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:47:14 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
To: Zakeet
Just came home from the Goodwill store...what a deal!
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:50:09 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
To: Zakeet
She looks like my friend's Nana...
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:52:01 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
To: Puckster
LOL Thanks for the morning laugh.
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:52:37 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
( Obama: " born in Kenya.".. he's lying now or then?)
To: Kickass Conservative
“Does the Woman actually own a mirror?”
They keep breaking...
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:53:33 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
To: ScottinVA
“10 cocks for Hillary
Somebody who only warrants a camel is gonna be raving jealous over that one.”
Ha!
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posted on
06/10/2012 4:55:59 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Breitbart and Spartacus: here, there, everywhere.)
To: digital-olive
"And Barry smokes menthols."
..he likes to play music...the flute/pipe, I believe.
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posted on
06/10/2012 5:54:39 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
To: vikingd00d
Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same semester at the madrassa?
It's too hard on the donkey.
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posted on
06/10/2012 7:39:14 AM PDT
by
edpc
(Wilby 2012)
To: stylecouncilor
To: vikingd00d
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton... Whereabouts? The world will be awash in camels and hens. Jackasses would be more appropriate.
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posted on
06/10/2012 7:55:48 AM PDT
by
depressed in 06
(6 November, 2012, the day our embarrassment is sent back to Kenya.)
To: vikingd00d
Hmmm.. Al Quaida leader, worth 33 million.
Hillary, worth 20 chickens.
Obama, a few Camels.
Even though they are our enemies, their perspective of net worth may be better than ours?......
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posted on
06/10/2012 8:25:51 AM PDT
by
Quickgun
(Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
To: Zakeet
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posted on
06/10/2012 10:10:00 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Feckless
“The Coolidge Effect” in the field of biology is named after the following anecdote:
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, Dozens of times each day. Mrs. Coolidge said, Tell that to the President when he comes by. Upon being told, President asked, Same hen every time? The reply was, Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time. President: Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.
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