Posted on 07/01/2012 5:40:28 AM PDT by notsofastmyfriend
Being from Bama, I will confess that it’s a general habit folks have....when you have AC problems with the truck....you just undress and drive “casual”. The only issue with this...Grandma always spoke about wearing clean underwear when going to the doctor or emergency room....and I reckon...he failed on that requirement.
It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.”
One can only guess...
Oh the ice cream man and his little jingle... it all seemed so innocent.
A lot of “nude dude” stories as of late.
Yep, shouldna never picked up that nekkid hitchiker gal, next thang he knowed she had him nekkid too and the mechanics of it all meant she was gonna drive, she sez. Too much trouble, let’s go back to my place he sez, so they hightail it down the road, turn in here, turn in here he yelled, and then she did. Boom! Hit the culvert. And she run off nekkid leavin him dedder’n a doornail in his own truck in his own driveway.
Thats the way I hear’d it
Maybe he had eaten the entire evidence.
The DOJ will dictate that it will be a form of discrimination against folks who are trying to steal elections to scan them.
Won’t be the first time he went head over heels for some woman but I reckon it’s the last.
The fact he is dead and doesn't have an ID makes him the perfect DumBO voter.
It’s just so gauche to be found dead these days unless one is naked.
Hmm... Boy, some days, you just can’t make up any of this stuff. My imagination is like a mime in a glass box...
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