Gray hairs [Another email from nobama]

email | July 18, 2012 | nobama hissself [right!]

[upchuck]

Friend --

When I decided to run for president, I had significantly fewer gray hairs than I do today.

Michelle says I've earned them, which is the nicest possible way to say I'm getting older.

In fact, I'm turning 51 in a couple weeks, and to celebrate I'm heading home to Chicago for a get-together at my house.

I'd love for you to be one of my guests.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to support the campaign, and you'll be automatically entered to join me at home in Chicago -- flight and hotel covered for you and a guest of your choice.

Chicago is where I fell in love with my wife and where our daughters were born. It's where decades ago I first started as a community organizer and where, six years ago, I first talked with Michelle about the possibility of running for president.

I'm looking forward to spending a few hours celebrating there before it's all systems go for the final weeks of the election.

Should be fun.

Thanks for all your support so far. If you can, enter today for a chance to join me and some friends at my house in Chicago, and I can thank you in person:

https://donate.barackobama.com/My-Birthday

Hope to see you soon,

Barack

No purchase, payment, or contribution necessary to enter or win. Contributing will not improve chances of winning. Void where prohibited. Entries must be received by July 26th, 2012. You may enter by contributing to Obama for America here or click here to enter without contributing. Two (2) winners will each receive the following prize package: round-trip tickets for winner and a guest from within the fifty U.S. States, DC, or Puerto Rico to a destination to be determined by Sponsor; hotel accommodations; and tickets for winner and a guest to an event with President Obama on a date, at a venue and for a duration to be determined by Sponsor (approximate retail value of all prizes $3,200). Odds of winning depend on number of entries received and timing of entries received. Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents of 50 United States, District of Columbia and Puerto Rico and 18 or older (or age of majority under applicable law). Promotion subject to Official Rules and additional restrictions on eligibility. Sponsor: Obama for America, 130 E. Randolph St., Chicago, IL 60601.

[upchuck]

His birthday is Aug 4. They've been pushing this $3 birthday thing for a month now. Why do you suppose that is?

My thought, they are hurting badly for bucks.

Previous posts in this series:

Romney's Bain secret exposed Jul 12, 2012
I will be outspent [A rerun email from nobama] Jul 10, 2012
Urgent (more whining) Jul 6, 2012
They're lying about Obamacare Jun 29, 2012
nobama whines about being outspent Jun 26, 2012
Cat's out of the bag Jun 25, 2012
Introducing Dashboard Jun 21, 2012
Hell no Jun 19, 2012
A Clear Choice Jun 17, 2012
Sign President Obama's card Jun 16, 2012
Will you wish Barack a happy Father's Day? Jun 13, 2012
Here's a twist Jun 12, 2012

[occamrzr06]

I wonder if the Choom gang will be there?

[Zeppelin]

So the President of the United States of America is emailing the people to tell them he is holding a raffle?

Nope, doesn’t sound desperate to me...

[bobo1]

If I knew that I could win, I would definitely go to his birthday party and give him $3.00. It would be like the wedding crashers.

Methinks that the winner is already vetted (like he never was), and my chances would be nil. If I couldn’t spit in his face and give him the finger, it wouldn’t be worth three bucks for someone who is worth nothing.

Blessings, Bobo

[Psycho_Bunny]

“It’s where decades ago I first started as a community organizer”

I love how he’s proud of being something a normal person would be ashamed of.

Personally I’d lie and say “it’s where I first had sex with squirrels.”

Couldn’t be more embarrassing than being a “community organizer”.

[YankeeReb]

Oh you know that. They've already picked the "winner" and did an exhaustive background check on them. This from the man who is opposed to any form of ID for voting.

FUB0

[kaehurowing]

Dunno if it’s worth $3. I might send in a penny, but then I would still have to spend 45 cents on a stamp.

[houeto]

Personally I’d lie and say “it’s where I first had sex with squirrels.”

Dayum Psycho! If I,d been taking a drink when I read that line it would have come up through my nostrils!!!

[bobo1]

Yea, U got that right!

Blessings, Bobo

[RightSight]

If there were really a chance I could win, I’d enter, if only to go in, flop down on his sofa and promptly put my feet up on his furniture, just as he has done in OUR house at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[YouGoTexasGirl]

Bet this really chaps some of those Texans who spent in the 10 grand area to see him yesterday, haaa!

Sounds like he’s had a lot of whatever doners-—$0-—!!!

[Blado]

Notice how the gray hair conveniently hides the massive ear-to-ear scalp scars.

[Gay State Conservative]

Friend -- When I decided to run for president, I had significantly fewer gray hairs than I do today.

Hey,Osama...when you decided to run for President I had a net worth that was 40% higher than it is today.....

[willibeaux]

I sent him a 3 dollar bill printed by one of my Nawth Gawja Redneck cracka’ bros.

[bobo1]

ya know, I don’t think Texas is his stomping grounds.

If he thinks Texas is in play for him he must be living in an hallucination!

Oh! Perhaps he is, suffering from flashbacks from his drug use as a young disillusioned kenyan.

Blessings, Bobo

[Don Corleone]

Friend -- When I decided to run for president, I had significantly fewer gray hairs than I do today.

Friend--When you got elected so did I!

[Pearls Before Swine]

I love how he’s proud of being something a normal person would be ashamed of.

Personally I’d lie and say “it’s where I first had sex with squirrels.”

...or "the guards."

Good comment there--proud of something a normal person should or would be ashamed of. That's community organizing, all right.

[cubreporter]

“Begging for Bucks!”