Okay, Thursday night games are as follows:
Green Bay 27 at Cincinnati 10: Pack victory & big's frenzy... honored on new USPS stamp--
Jacksonville 10 at Baltimore 14: Hitch still swears by that Black Byrd Defense... and so do I--
Arizona 9 at Tennessee 24: The Fisherless Boys... find another acorn--
Friday night it is Philadelphia 17 at Cleveland 24: The Real McCoy shows his stuff... in the 4th quarter--
Atlanta 35 at Miami 13: Vick's Old Team bites the Phins... right where it hurts--
New England 31 at Tampa Bay 17: If its good enough for Brady... its good enough for me--
San Diego 28 at Minnesota 9: Even a cross-dressing quarterback... cannot help the Viqueens--
Chicago 10 at NY Giants 3: Before all you Bears fans start screaming 'Defense! Defense!" just remember... Brian Urlacher just got dumped by Jenny McCarthy--
Jenny, why did you break up... with Brian Urlacher?
Well... well-- I guess--
It was when I found out Brian... was not a Dallas Cowboy.
Seattle 13 at Kansas City 27: MY Old Dallas Texans welcome the Seahags and disrupt... their dance routine--
Now, on Saturday night:
Indianapolis 24 at Washington 10: RG3 finds... Luck is not on his side--
Pittsburgh 38 at Buffalo 3: Yes, Big Ben is raping... and pillaging dead animals again!--
Detroit 24 at Oakland 9: Raider Fans on the outside... looking in again--
Houston 31 at New Orleans 10: The thousand yars and one-half stare... is still in effect--
Sunday is my 65th birthday and in my honor the NFL has these games:
San Francisco 27 at Denver 14: Old Man Manning drops his soap... in Denver shower--
Carolina 9 at NY Jets 31: Tebow's Widlcat runs... over Panthers--
Oh, yeah... almost forgot St. Louis 17 at Dallas 31: So many injuries, we had to used one of our Cowgals... at the tight end spot--
What's so funny, Charlie? Is it... Bendy's picks?
No, Denise, but I do find it funny... you are sleeping with Bender again--
Why, Charlie, why... would you think that?
Honey, I've seen... your new tattoo!
Bend! Say it ain't so? Not.... with Charlie Sheen's old, worn out squeeze--
STFU Chris! That's Bender... you are talking about!
Go Browns
Thanks for the enthusiasm for all football. Hate to even guess on preseason as it usually comes down to the deepest talent pool. This I think bodes better for the Bengals rather than those NYG’s who have a massive payroll in the first string whereas Cinci has a depth of talent and won’t see pay caps until after next season....
Cheers
Thanks for the enthusiasm for all football. Hate to even guess on preseason as it usually comes down to the deepest talent pool. This I think bodes better for the Bengals rather than those GB Packers who have a massive payroll in the first string whereas Cinci has a depth of talent and won’t see pay caps until after next season....
Cheers
My prediction?:
A nice evening snooze.
“Pre-Season” games, glorified scrimmages, are industrial strength sleeping pills.
Manning drops the soap again...LOL!...agreed!
Now, now, Bendy...being a hater is not ever pretty. Was that your objective, conservative, logical mind that said my beloved GEE-Men will only score 3 itty-bitty points against Da Bares Friday night, or your emotions got the best of you?
Pete Carroll has decided to start rookie quarterback Russell Wilson for the Kansas City game - this kid is going to be great, so hang on to your stadium cushion.
Bendy, you have them right except the Seahawks...they’re better than you think they are... ;)